Fat Uncle's Spiritual Food

When humans were slashing and burning, the thunder that fell from the sky was an occasional natural phenomenon, and it was also the wrath of ghosts and gods. After the old man passed away, the swaying lounge chair on the balcony was caused by the passing wind, and it was also because he... Had come back. The absurd and bizarre scenes in the eyes of mental patients are inverted and distorted illusions in the eyes of ordinary people, but when this illusion is reversed, it is also real. The woman upstairs built her husband into the wall, the old donkey in the mill chewed the corpse, and in the illustrated magazine, the beautiful woman aired her face. Everything in this world is going crazy every moment. The demon named "Nianxiang" invades the world. How can you survive?

When you wake up, you travel to a cyberspace world where the gap between rich and poor is huge, and you become a gangster at the bottom. At the beginning, you are possessed by an evil spirit and your life is short-lived; Fortunately, you have a monster synthesis system, and you can continuously strengthen yourself by hunting down evil spirits and obtaining monster skeletons. "Sacrifice the terrifying beasts, demon demons, and fallen shadow dragons to obtain the template Tyrannical Dragon King! Fusion of the tyrannical dragon king, the Yin body Tai Sui, and the remains of the immortal tree - the incarnation of the ultimate demon! " In the crater after the nuclear bombing, Shillong, covered in blood, slowly stood up and looked at the heavily armed combat mechas, martial arts masters, tens of thousands of cyber fanatics and artificial demons in front of him, with a crazy smile on his face. "Give up, Shillong, you won't have a chance. Everything in this world is governed by rules. If you want to break through such constraints, you will inevitably face the joint strangulation of the company and the parliament." "Right, wrong? Rules! It's ridiculous that you wretches think I care about this. I just want to kill all of you idiots and use your shitty lives as a sacrifice to welcome my great new life. Next, witness my true power! " Dark clouds gathered, heavy rain poured down, and a violent force surged out. Amid the wild laughter, Shillong's body rapidly expanded, became deformed, and became inhuman. The layers of scales and spear-like horns extended outward, and the majesty of ancient bronze enveloped the entire battlefield!

When Xu Qing woke up, he found that he had become a zombie. [Zombies] are immortal and have infinite lifespan, but they have no way to evolve and upgrade! Facing the turbulent times of the dynasty when rituals and music were broken down and demons and spooks emerged one after another, Xu Qing chose to stay under the lamp and became the most inconspicuous corpse exorcist in the Yinmen industry. From then on, he received various rewards by saving corpses every day. Tiger seal, dragon elephant, heavenly eye, dark pupil, fierce fighting method, Qihuang medical way, three religions and nine streams, eighteen kinds of martial arts, all kinds of magical powers! Whether it is a hundred folk arts, hundreds of trades, the destiny of the country, gods, ghosts, or otherworldly things, Xu Qing can control them all while hiding in a shop. Sit and watch the clouds rise and relax, dynasties change, and the old people no longer exist; eyes open and close, seas change, my body remains the same for millions of years, and I will eventually become an immortal name forever! [Alternative immortality flow, strange folk customs, daily business, steady cultivation of immortality]

In the southwestern mountainous area at the end of the century, the era of scientific and technological development had not yet come. Many mysterious and strange stories circulated in the closed and primitive mountain villages. Legend has it that a cannibalistic woman will turn into a kind old man and go to the village, an ugly mandrill will wear human skin and go to the market, headless corpses wander in the mountains where there are few people, and a huge blood-sucking snake lurks deep in the underground cave... Ran Qing, who has lived in a mountain village since childhood, has been dependent on his grandmother since his mother died. Grandma told him that everyone in the world has a book, which records the person's life story, good and evil, and life span. The Yin and Yang gentlemen call it the "Yin and Longevity Book". An unexpected experience allowed Ran Qing to see the Yin Shou Book in his body. And the story begins here...

"Give you three chances to make a wish, what will you wish for? Immortality? World peace? Get true love?" Edmond Soman smiled and shook his head. "I will make those who want immortality die miserably in the wilderness; those who want world peace will witness the chaos of the world; and finally, I will take those who want true love to attend his true love's wedding - you know, the groom is not him." ........................ Hogwarts in 1971 was relatively peaceful, and this class of freshmen was full of talents: the parents of the savior, the half-blood prince, the traitor of the Black family, and the kind-hearted werewolf. Therefore, adding another djinn who came back from the dead wouldn't be too out of the ordinary, right? With the rise of Voldemort, this living djinn will also beat snakes on the stick to let the other party understand what gangrene is. "So the greatest misfortune in my life is to kill the real Edmund Thorman and wake you up." "No. The greatest misfortune in your life is that looking down is not as stylish as Grindelwald; looking up does not bring me as much happiness as provoking Dumbledore." The fun-loving Djinn raised his wand and happily became the savior of the wizarding world - next, his goal is to replace Dumbledore in influence and become the greatest wizard of this century... Then tie the old man to a rocket and shoot him to the moon.

Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only identify living people by their smell and emotions floating in the air. Wherever they go, all happiness disappears, leaving only the deepest fears in people's hearts. Legend has it that under the dementor's hood there is a soul-devouring... "That's how it works in theory." Cohen Norton doesn't deny this. "But that doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, that's weird." As he spoke, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy given to him by Cohen's brother suddenly disappeared. Bite! Goodwill value +1, evil value +1] [Note: Giving candy first and then grabbing it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience] (This is a story about a Lezi who traveled to the magical world, became an experimental subject of evil black magic, and grew up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously) --The following is an introduction to the incomplete version-- "What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, please." "What is this, a Slytherin locket? Pry it open and bite it like an oyster." "What is this, a Hufflepuff cup? Add some milk tea and have a sip." ... "What is this, Harry Potter? Brother, you smell so good, wow--" "Cohen, don't come over!"

Modified metal prostheses, AI girlfriends, neural networks in the brain, cyberspace, this is a world with ultra-high technology, and various technologies can change your life like magic. Although terminal cancers in the past are nothing to mention in the face of nano-medical robots, the new level of technology will also give rise to a variety of new problems, new troubles, and new... Cyberpsychosis. "What is capitalism?" Jack Sun put his hands on his hips and leaned back.

"You mean you have a girlfriend that only you can see, wealth and money that no one else admits, and everything you want is at your fingertips, but there are often war airships flying in the sky around you, giant beasts wandering around the metropolis when the fog is shrouded, and handsome guys dressed in black who change sizes everywhere, and there is even a perfect piece of toast chasing people on the street and biting it, but your non-existent friends don't believe you and often laugh at you and say you are dreaming. All this makes you a little uneasy?" "Yes, doctor, so is there really something wrong with me?" "Of course there is a problem sir, you can even see me."

In the Kyushu Continent, troubled times have arrived. Demons and monsters are causing chaos, and corrupt officials are rampant. There are Buddhas and demons who cause trouble in the world, and there are demons who are dedicated to refining the world. Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism each have their own ways to advance, and they are extremely powerful, but they are like flies and dogs, unable to support the sky. Meng Yuan came through time and space, possessing a strange essence of fire. As long as you eat, you can build up your essence and fire, and then temper your physical body and be reborn. In order to protect himself and climb the high road, Meng Yuan first became a castrate to castrate pigs and sheep, and then used martial arts to castrate the evil in the world. (Oriental sequence, rigorous flow)

Old man: "You want revenge?" Young man: "I have been repeatedly insulted by strong men and treated as trash by my master. How could I not want to take revenge?" The old man touched the young man's head and sighed: "Good boy, let me teach you the skills." The young man was shocked: "Senior! How can this be done?" The old man stretched out his hand: "Give me your phone." The young man looked at the changes on his phone and said in shock: "Senior! Where does this century-old skill come from?" The old man smiled slightly: "Good boy, this is your backup skill in heaven. You can use it whenever you need it urgently in the future. Don't be insulted again." The young man frowned: "Isn't this a magic loan? I'm afraid..." The old man: "Heaven is a big platform. New users can borrow a century-old skill without interest for 30 days. The daily interest rate is as low as half a day's skill, which is more than a week for you." ... Zhang Yu snorted coldly and turned off the advertisement above.