How Can You Become an Immortal If You Don't Have Money?
by Bear Wolfdog
About This Novel
Old man: "You want revenge?" Young man: "I have been repeatedly insulted by strong men and treated as trash by my master. How could I not want to take revenge?" The old man touched the young man's head and sighed: "Good boy, let me teach you the skills." The young man was shocked: "Senior! How can this be done?" The old man stretched out his hand: "Give me your phone." The young man looked at the changes on his phone and said in shock: "Senior! Where does this century-old skill come from?" The old man smiled slightly: "Good boy, this is your backup skill in heaven. You can use it whenever you need it urgently in the future. Don't be insulted again." The young man frowned: "Isn't this a magic loan? I'm afraid..." The old man: "Heaven is a big platform. New users can borrow a century-old skill without interest for 30 days. The daily interest rate is as low as half a day's skill, which is more than a week for you." ... Zhang Yu snorted coldly and turned off the advertisement above.
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A darkly funny book about cultivating immortality that repeatedly jumps over the review red line.
The content of this book is very novel, subverting the traditional style of cultivating immortals, Taoism, and otherworldly styles. It is also remarkable in terms of character creation. The beginning introduces a predecessor who borrowed money to go to school to cultivate immortality, which lowers the protagonist's background. Then there is a golden finger. By stimulating potential and being forced by the system, he continues to involuntarily accelerate and overtake on a straight line. However, the description of some scenes is too explicit. The author is really brave. If the later review standards are tightened, there is a real risk of being locked up in a "little dark room." I hope the author will be a little restrained, be more subtle, and "stop in moderation and act within your ability." All in all, there are less than 100 chapters so far. The writing in the early stage is great. If you keep it up in the later stage, it will definitely be a masterpiece! Come on!
Six hundred and sixty-six, who is reading this book?
At the beginning, his mother ran away due to a debt of 700,000, his father and sister broke off the relationship, and his talent for immortality was extremely poor. Goldfinger was the evil god who wanted to force him to death. He thought it was the evil god who granted him three wishes. In the end, he fulfilled three wishes for the evil god. The first wish was to grant 3,000 wishes to the evil god😐 This kind of awesome book cannot provide any emotional value, and the plot is not exciting. It is not a cool novel, Goldenfinger is not over the standard, and it can only provide negative emotional value. Who is promoting the dark novel? 😐
It's still good to watch, but it's too deliberate to arrange a genius high school student for his sister Bai Pianpian. It's better to let the protagonist follow the path of the evil god. After all, after completing the ritual with the evil god, he will definitely be marked, and his achievements will be noticed. The evil god controls some low-priced, rich and powerful people, who can definitely help the protagonist, and uses the protagonist's aura to forcefully arrange a great sister. Will he arrange a great father, great grandfather, and great family for the protagonist later?
The more you look at the back, the more you feel the protagonist's image is thin.
After reading today's update, I suddenly felt something. 🐻🐺🐶 I am good at short-term character creation. From time to time, Bai Zhenzhen, the female devil Zhao Tianxing and so on, there will be some wonderful ideas, but recall that the protagonist is really his tool man. Before time travel, he was an ordinary college student. He has no worries, no obsessions, and doesn't even want to go home. He only relies on the evil god's ritual spurs to keep him from lying flat. Apart from a flexible moral bottom line, he has almost no characteristics worth talking about. The character's history is also blank. Without a long-cherished wish that must be fulfilled, and an enemy that must be killed at all costs, the entire character lacks the necessary depth, making it difficult to construct a complete character arc. Finally, the characters lack core motivations. This point is highly related to the "character depth" mentioned above, that is, the protagonist's progress must require a core driving force, either a deep hatred or a salvation ambition, which grows from the protagonist's past and determines the protagonist's future. This is completely invisible in 🐙. Simply relying on the evil god's ritual to make a fool of himself, forcing the protagonist to run away like a cattle drive. As a result, he became a training machine that drifted with the crowd, had no purpose, and had no emotions. Once this ritual is removed, you will find that there is no reason to roll up at all. Upgrading to foundation building and playing around drunkenly on the first floor is the most suitable choice for others. The solution lies in the protagonist's own enlightenment. This requirement 🐻🐺🐶 is not just to use the world view to make people crazy, but also to go deep into the hearts of the characters, to describe the Kunxu people's lives that are still full of pain even though they are not aware of it, to create a dozen supporting characters, and then to kill a dozen supporting characters, and to use their suffering to enlighten the protagonist. Let him have the ambition to change the world. Unfortunately, 🐻🐺🐶 did not achieve this. They made some amends in the Ten Schools League, but due to the lack of foreshadowing, they did not have the impact they deserved. The most important thing is that after the author arranged for enlightenment, he immediately retreated into his original comfort zone. After shouting the slogan, the protagonist immediately changed back to his original appearance. He continued to talk about exquisite egoism and let 🐙 continue to make his own plans. I grew up lonely. I started to drift with the crowd again, except for cultivation, everything else was just a watermelon rind. Tangtang is the protagonist of a novel with millions of words. Excluding cultivation, a condensed biography of the characters might not even make up a thousand words, but most of them are explained in the first three chapters of the novel. How can such a protagonist change the cannibalistic Kunxu? How to convince readers that he can create a new world? Ps: If you say that Yu Shu is the real protagonist and 🐙 is just a pendant, then pretend I didn't say that.
The plot is good, the early stage is really exciting, but the later stage is too weak. In the foundation stage, the dozens of pictures have not been finished. Now it has been more than 380 chapters and games to complete one game. After entering the top 10, there are still a few games. If it continues, it will take more than 400 chapters. Civil engineering and military industry certification. There are more than 500 weapons, military industry certificates, golden elixir certificates and upgrade plug-ins. According to the water, there are four to five hundred chapters in refining Qi and building the foundation. During this period, you also need to take the weapon refining course and refine your body. I think the author's other works only have more than 1,200 chapters, which is almost half of it, and there will be more later. There are several pitfalls, including the transformation of the golden elixir Yuanying into a god, the feather book plug-in, the evil god, Bai Zhenzhen's transformation into a god, my sister's divine way, entering the immortal sect, the great sage's immortal skills, the resistance army, the ten major sects in the heaven, the space allocation is very unreasonable, and the daily crazy terminology explanation, as it is As the story goes on, the space is seriously insufficient, and the subsequent plots have been squeezed out. Later, the main plot begins to be rushed, and the main plots begin to be compressed crazily. One day, I become a god, become an immortal, and fight a boss. It is very likely that it will be unfinished.
nice
It's so beautiful, I highly recommend it. There may be some spoilers below. , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , I think some people say that the introduction of the doll is a failure, but I think this can lead to the plot of Yuzi going to make up lessons, and the doll has not been seen for several chapters, and the doll has a low sense of existence. The most important thing is that the doll persuades the male protagonist to kill the female protagonist and sell goods. The male protagonists grew up together and cheated together. I really like reading non-CP novels. In addition to the fact that I am a girl, there is also the fact that many of the writing emotions are a bit stiff and a small part is very poisonous. So I decided to read them without CP. I feel that the world view of Kunxu (that's the two words) is also very big, and there are a lot of things to write about later. I am very curious about when I was in college, and the protagonist is only in his first year of high school now. Finally, I hope that the author will make more updates while maintaining quality. I wish the author will write better and better, and I hope he will make progress! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
abstract epileptic writing
Injection to cultivate immortality is indeed too challenging for me. If it is a fantasy, I may be more accepting. I thought that cultivation of immortality was the limit for mortals. I didn't expect that there was a urinal in the courtyard. I thought I should finish it. There are also sterilization and injection... If you like abstract epileptic writing, you can give it a try, but if you can't accept the abstract hybrid epilep's worldview, it may be more difficult to immerse yourself in it. An abstract novel above the standard, four stars. If the world view is unacceptable, one star will be deducted. This author (not just this book), for the sake of his own bad taste, or in order to maintain his arrogant sense of "everyone is drunk and I am alone in the political youth syndrome?", Will always disgust the readers with some details or plot design, deducting one star.
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Stand without breaking
Xionglanggou successfully built a cruel, weird, realistic and magical world of immortality with extravagant ideas and jokes. But the problem is that it can't be broken out. The sweat of the rich is a panacea. They work non-stop to practice and practice sterilization. Readers are already excited by these bombardments. But then it would be too much to pile up these elements. Xionglangdog must directly face a problem-how to break the system he described? As for the current direction of the plot, he doesn't seem to be keen on it. What he is turning to is to continue to pile up elements of magical realism and mix in the traditional fantasy web novel routines of cultivating immortals. Let the protagonist continue to climb the stairs peacefully in the ivory tower, occasionally sighing at the cruel society outside the stairs and then continue climbing. This couldn't be easier, but no one wants to keep watching how the stairs turn. I'm not pointing out that the protagonist should go straight into society and stop wandering in the ivory tower. I'm just pointing out the fact that if there is no direct interaction with society and the story is kept in a quiet ivory tower, then it's best to pray that inspiration can hit the author's head as often as raindrops from the sky. Otherwise, he can only continue to repeat boring traditional fantasy web routines. Looking back to find the most interesting passages in the whole book, it is not actually the protagonist's explosive victory in the competition or some overt and covert RSQ jokes - this is of course the reason why the story feels so satisfying, but those sections that directly describe the conflicts between the protagonist and this fucked up society are the most interesting.
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Official(844)Scraped 2d ago
A darkly funny book about cultivating immortality that repeatedly jumps over the review red line.
The content of this book is very novel, subverting the traditional style of cultivating immortals, Taoism, and otherworldly styles. It is also remarkable in terms of character creation. The beginning introduces a predecessor who borrowed money to go to school to cultivate immortality, which lowers the protagonist's background. Then there is a golden finger. By stimulating potential and being forced by the system, he continues to involuntarily accelerate and overtake on a straight line. However, the description of some scenes is too explicit. The author is really brave. If the later review standards are tightened, there is a real risk of being locked up in a "little dark room." I hope the author will be a little restrained, be more subtle, and "stop in moderation and act within your ability." All in all, there are less than 100 chapters so far. The writing in the early stage is great. If you keep it up in the later stage, it will definitely be a masterpiece! Come on!
Six hundred and sixty-six, who is reading this book?
At the beginning, his mother ran away due to a debt of 700,000, his father and sister broke off the relationship, and his talent for immortality was extremely poor. Goldfinger was the evil god who wanted to force him to death. He thought it was the evil god who granted him three wishes. In the end, he fulfilled three wishes for the evil god. The first wish was to grant 3,000 wishes to the evil god😐 This kind of awesome book cannot provide any emotional value, and the plot is not exciting. It is not a cool novel, Goldenfinger is not over the standard, and it can only provide negative emotional value. Who is promoting the dark novel? 😐
It's still good to watch, but it's too deliberate to arrange a genius high school student for his sister Bai Pianpian. It's better to let the protagonist follow the path of the evil god. After all, after completing the ritual with the evil god, he will definitely be marked, and his achievements will be noticed. The evil god controls some low-priced, rich and powerful people, who can definitely help the protagonist, and uses the protagonist's aura to forcefully arrange a great sister. Will he arrange a great father, great grandfather, and great family for the protagonist later?
The more you look at the back, the more you feel the protagonist's image is thin.
After reading today's update, I suddenly felt something. 🐻🐺🐶 I am good at short-term character creation. From time to time, Bai Zhenzhen, the female devil Zhao Tianxing and so on, there will be some wonderful ideas, but recall that the protagonist is really his tool man. Before time travel, he was an ordinary college student. He has no worries, no obsessions, and doesn't even want to go home. He only relies on the evil god's ritual spurs to keep him from lying flat. Apart from a flexible moral bottom line, he has almost no characteristics worth talking about. The character's history is also blank. Without a long-cherished wish that must be fulfilled, and an enemy that must be killed at all costs, the entire character lacks the necessary depth, making it difficult to construct a complete character arc. Finally, the characters lack core motivations. This point is highly related to the "character depth" mentioned above, that is, the protagonist's progress must require a core driving force, either a deep hatred or a salvation ambition, which grows from the protagonist's past and determines the protagonist's future. This is completely invisible in 🐙. Simply relying on the evil god's ritual to make a fool of himself, forcing the protagonist to run away like a cattle drive. As a result, he became a training machine that drifted with the crowd, had no purpose, and had no emotions. Once this ritual is removed, you will find that there is no reason to roll up at all. Upgrading to foundation building and playing around drunkenly on the first floor is the most suitable choice for others. The solution lies in the protagonist's own enlightenment. This requirement 🐻🐺🐶 is not just to use the world view to make people crazy, but also to go deep into the hearts of the characters, to describe the Kunxu people's lives that are still full of pain even though they are not aware of it, to create a dozen supporting characters, and then to kill a dozen supporting characters, and to use their suffering to enlighten the protagonist. Let him have the ambition to change the world. Unfortunately, 🐻🐺🐶 did not achieve this. They made some amends in the Ten Schools League, but due to the lack of foreshadowing, they did not have the impact they deserved. The most important thing is that after the author arranged for enlightenment, he immediately retreated into his original comfort zone. After shouting the slogan, the protagonist immediately changed back to his original appearance. He continued to talk about exquisite egoism and let 🐙 continue to make his own plans. I grew up lonely. I started to drift with the crowd again, except for cultivation, everything else was just a watermelon rind. Tangtang is the protagonist of a novel with millions of words. Excluding cultivation, a condensed biography of the characters might not even make up a thousand words, but most of them are explained in the first three chapters of the novel. How can such a protagonist change the cannibalistic Kunxu? How to convince readers that he can create a new world? Ps: If you say that Yu Shu is the real protagonist and 🐙 is just a pendant, then pretend I didn't say that.
The plot is good, the early stage is really exciting, but the later stage is too weak. In the foundation stage, the dozens of pictures have not been finished. Now it has been more than 380 chapters and games to complete one game. After entering the top 10, there are still a few games. If it continues, it will take more than 400 chapters. Civil engineering and military industry certification. There are more than 500 weapons, military industry certificates, golden elixir certificates and upgrade plug-ins. According to the water, there are four to five hundred chapters in refining Qi and building the foundation. During this period, you also need to take the weapon refining course and refine your body. I think the author's other works only have more than 1,200 chapters, which is almost half of it, and there will be more later. There are several pitfalls, including the transformation of the golden elixir Yuanying into a god, the feather book plug-in, the evil god, Bai Zhenzhen's transformation into a god, my sister's divine way, entering the immortal sect, the great sage's immortal skills, the resistance army, the ten major sects in the heaven, the space allocation is very unreasonable, and the daily crazy terminology explanation, as it is As the story goes on, the space is seriously insufficient, and the subsequent plots have been squeezed out. Later, the main plot begins to be rushed, and the main plots begin to be compressed crazily. One day, I become a god, become an immortal, and fight a boss. It is very likely that it will be unfinished.
nice
It's so beautiful, I highly recommend it. There may be some spoilers below. , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , I think some people say that the introduction of the doll is a failure, but I think this can lead to the plot of Yuzi going to make up lessons, and the doll has not been seen for several chapters, and the doll has a low sense of existence. The most important thing is that the doll persuades the male protagonist to kill the female protagonist and sell goods. The male protagonists grew up together and cheated together. I really like reading non-CP novels. In addition to the fact that I am a girl, there is also the fact that many of the writing emotions are a bit stiff and a small part is very poisonous. So I decided to read them without CP. I feel that the world view of Kunxu (that's the two words) is also very big, and there are a lot of things to write about later. I am very curious about when I was in college, and the protagonist is only in his first year of high school now. Finally, I hope that the author will make more updates while maintaining quality. I wish the author will write better and better, and I hope he will make progress! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
abstract epileptic writing
Injection to cultivate immortality is indeed too challenging for me. If it is a fantasy, I may be more accepting. I thought that cultivation of immortality was the limit for mortals. I didn't expect that there was a urinal in the courtyard. I thought I should finish it. There are also sterilization and injection... If you like abstract epileptic writing, you can give it a try, but if you can't accept the abstract hybrid epilep's worldview, it may be more difficult to immerse yourself in it. An abstract novel above the standard, four stars. If the world view is unacceptable, one star will be deducted. This author (not just this book), for the sake of his own bad taste, or in order to maintain his arrogant sense of "everyone is drunk and I am alone in the political youth syndrome?", Will always disgust the readers with some details or plot design, deducting one star.
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Don't forget to squeak when you get it.
Stand without breaking
Xionglanggou successfully built a cruel, weird, realistic and magical world of immortality with extravagant ideas and jokes. But the problem is that it can't be broken out. The sweat of the rich is a panacea. They work non-stop to practice and practice sterilization. Readers are already excited by these bombardments. But then it would be too much to pile up these elements. Xionglangdog must directly face a problem-how to break the system he described? As for the current direction of the plot, he doesn't seem to be keen on it. What he is turning to is to continue to pile up elements of magical realism and mix in the traditional fantasy web novel routines of cultivating immortals. Let the protagonist continue to climb the stairs peacefully in the ivory tower, occasionally sighing at the cruel society outside the stairs and then continue climbing. This couldn't be easier, but no one wants to keep watching how the stairs turn. I'm not pointing out that the protagonist should go straight into society and stop wandering in the ivory tower. I'm just pointing out the fact that if there is no direct interaction with society and the story is kept in a quiet ivory tower, then it's best to pray that inspiration can hit the author's head as often as raindrops from the sky. Otherwise, he can only continue to repeat boring traditional fantasy web routines. Looking back to find the most interesting passages in the whole book, it is not actually the protagonist's explosive victory in the competition or some overt and covert RSQ jokes - this is of course the reason why the story feels so satisfying, but those sections that directly describe the conflicts between the protagonist and this fucked up society are the most interesting.
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-[Best-selling masterpiece]- 🔝 - Pin it to the top for 2,000 likes next time! Xionglanggou's super explosive masterpiece, a much-anticipated new type of immortality novel, a world view that is both dark and fun, and a protagonist setting that is both passionate and tragic, is exactly what "How to become an immortal if you don't have money?" >> The world view of this book is a cyberpunk-oriented world of immortality. In this world, it is difficult to move without money. In order to become one of the best in cultivating immortals, one has to spend money crazily and borrow money crazily to buy supplements and cultivation materials. The protagonist of the original world also borrowed money crazily, to the point where even his own mother could not stop him. Later, the evil god summoning ceremony failed, and the unlucky guy from time traveled took over his legacy and changed his fate against the will of heaven with the power of the evil god. There are many interesting points in this book, but I will mention the two most important points first. The first is the world view - in fact, most immortality books will have characters who spend money and resources to improve their skills, but in this book everyone must use money to get involved or use various methods to improve themselves by any means (such as castrating themselves, Kowloon pulling coffin-style medicine), school If you don't take a few injections a day in the immortal cultivation class, the teacher will criticize you for not working hard (bad news has come from the immortal cultivation world again, sad). Such a society that is endlessly involved is a deduction of the cyber immortal cultivation society after capitalism has developed to its extreme. It transcends reality and at the same time has the core of reality. That's why it resonates with many people and breaks their defenses. The second point is that in such a society, it stands to reason that the protagonists in most people's novels would lie down or use some methods to avoid/fight this unhealthy system. However, the protagonist is forced by the evil god to become curlier than others in order to achieve his own goal. This irony is also quite interesting in my opinion. But although this article looks like a fun article (and it is indeed very funny), whether it is from the world view structure, or from the practice system and system design, Xionglanggou has obviously put a lot of effort into it, and the part about industrialized immortality is even more amazing, full of novel ideas and perfect details. Good book, whether you like fairy tales, urban novels or entertaining novels, you can read it.
The protagonist travels through the world of Dian Lao, where all the scroll kings barely sleep, and often abandons everything just to cultivate immortality. The main plot is to increase proficiency, practice and become stronger. The setting is novel and interesting. If you can accept the Dian Lao style of the first chapter, then it is a masterpiece for you. If you can't accept it, forget it. Anyway, just reading the first chapter will not consume too much time!
Cultivation to immortality in search of immortality, letting your blood run freely, walking on lotuses and dragging waves to cleanse your sword bones, using the virtual wind to shape your holy soul!
[Highly recommended] I am currently following up on a novel. The subject of cultivating immortals has been written badly over the years. Apart from the character golden finger, it is difficult to innovate in the world view and the like. Just when I felt this way, the author of this book, Xiong Langgou, found a new way to cleverly combine immortality, modern society, and capital, forming a unique worldview of capital cultivation. This can no longer be described as putting new wine in old bottles. This is directly melting and recasting old bottles into new bottles. The author expresses his experiences over the years, his feelings about reality, and his understanding of society in excellent words. In the book, class barriers have been formed, money is a resource, and you can't become an immortal without money, and the possibility of crossing classes is even slimmer. But even so, a single spark can still start a prairie fire, and the protagonist still has the possibility to break these restrictions. The world view is very amazing, the plot style is funny and full of black humor. It is the most surprising novel in 2025. It is very good. |･Ω･｀)
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