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1 哈 Harry Potter and the Book of Sin 哈利波特之罪恶之书 Uncle Frollo弗洛伯伯Light Novel6.9M WordsCompleted (The new book, Hogwarts in the Steel Shell City, has been signed. When a transmigrator mistakenly thinks he has gone back to Britain in the 1980s, he endures hardship in his childhood and seems destined to sink into darkness after coming to regret his choices. Then a familiar yet unexpected letter of admission rekindles the light in his life. But when he encounters a deeper darkness, will he turn away from the abyss, or leap into it without hesitation? “Wait for me. I’ll be b 0Votes64.4kRecs162.6kFans

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(My new book, "Hogwarts: Steel Shell City," has been signed by the internal authorities. Please support me!) When a time traveler mistakenly believes he has traveled back to 1980s Britain, and after experiencing childhood hardships, is about to sink into darkness in repentance, a strange yet familiar college acceptance letter reignites his life. But when he comes into contact with deeper darkness, will he choose to stay away from the abyss or jump into it without hesitation? "Wait for me, I'll be back soon." At a bedside on the fifth floor of St. Mungo's Hospital, he finally firmly grasped her pale hand. This is the story of a little liar who grits his teeth and can even deceive himself, struggling repeatedly between pain and tenderness. Book club: 650483310 (feel free to join and chat when you have time)

2 超EN The Legendary Mechanic 超神机械师 Qi Peijia齐佩甲Gaming5.2M WordsCompleted Han Xiao, a veteran power-leveling player in Stellar Sea, was thrown into the transmigration crowd by a mysterious force from the East, or rather, from a certain otaku. With a player interface in tow, he became an NPC and returned to the days before Stellar Sea's open beta. He resolutely chose the highest-difficulty class: Mechanic. Warships sail in formation across the stars, star-powered mechs twist through the heavens like dragons, psychic cannons lay waste to worlds, and an endless mechanica 434Votes9.2MRecs5.5MFans

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Han Xiao, a veteran power leveler in Starsea, was thrown into the transmigration army by a mysterious force from the East. He was transformed into an NPC with a player panel and returned to the time before the open beta of Starsea. He resolutely chose the most difficult mechanical class. Warships lined up across the starry sea, star mechs soared like dragons, psionic cannons ravaged the heavens and earth, and an endless mechanical army quietly waited in their personal storage. One person is an entire legion! If it weren't for the players, this book would be a serious and proper isekai (another world) story... As NPCs, normal NPCs offer a full range of functions to players... Issuing quests? Adjusting affinity? Teaching skills? Wait a minute, I recognize all these players. Well, the real world has also returned to what it was ten years ago. Group 2: 157302881 Group 3: 884339155 VIP Group: 547599250 (Requires 10,000 follower points for administrator approval)

3 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! 大王饶命 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A car accident changes high school student Lu Shu’s life. When the age of spiritual qi revival arrives, he’s determined to lead the way. Survival of the fittest. The victor rules. … 152Votes11.6MRecs5.4MFans

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High school student Lü Shu's life is changed by a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy revival arrives, he wants to be a leader of this era. Survival of the fittest, the winner takes all.

4 兽 The Beast’s Blood Boils 兽血沸腾 Jing Guan静官Eastern Fantasy4.6M WordsCompleted [A contracted work from Qidian's Fourth Editorial Group] [Qidian's first novel to make zero deaths among both the protagonist and his army its selling point!] A scout who fell on the Southern Frontier battlefield is mysteriously reborn in another world, where he unexpectedly becomes a shaman priest in an orc kingdom, and a once-in-a-millennium Dragon Priest at that! At the same time, he is cursed by the blood sacrifice of the most vicious demonic pet! What lies behind the curse? A beautiful fox- 0Votes6.3MRecs621.7kFans

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[A work signed by the fourth editorial team of Qidian.com] [The first novel on Qidian to feature zero deaths for the protagonist and his army!] A scout who sacrificed his life on the southern frontier battlefield is miraculously reborn in an alternate dimension and unexpectedly becomes a shaman priest in the orc kingdom, and a dragon priest, a rare occurrence in a thousand years! At the same time, he is cursed by the blood sacrifice of the most vicious magical pet! What lies behind the curse? A beautiful fox spirit, a mermaid princess from the abyss, a mysterious clam maiden from the East, and a swan warrior who resembles an angel—all came to his side... The mysterious Panda Warriors of the Eastern Panta tribe, the powerful Elephant Warriors of the Orlefen tribe... The invincible Whale Knights of the Banelu tribe in the sea, and the warriors of the War God Summer Palace will follow the protagonist on the magnificent stage of war, writing their own glorious chapter. Witness how Jing Guan, a rising star in the 2005 fiction genre, crafts a rich and fulfilling fantasy adventure. See how our protagonist confronts his new identity, using soaring orc war songs to challenge the powerful magic and invincible legions of humans, and as a dual-dragon priest, decisively defeats the dragon knights! Leading the Behemoth warriors, whose glory has gradually faded, how they write a legend of zero deaths in their battle against alien invaders! I use my keyboard to weave with everyone a timeless dream of iron-blooded warriors!

5 星 Interstellar Cruise Ship 星际游轮 Gu Jianfeng古剑锋Sci-Fi4.2M WordsCompleted Lin Xisuo, a boy from Shipwreck Village, is captured by space pirates, setting him on the interstellar stage. The restless Morgan people, the shadow behind the Blade of Perdition, and the trail of a galactic hero from thousands of years ago all weigh on his mind. Interstellar cruisers, the covert front of martial cultivators, and ships that evolve themselves using the products of different civilizations. They are special incubators, and the different materials they fuse with produce endless vari 0Votes553.3kRecs175.6kFans

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Lin Xisuo, a boy from the sunken ship village, is kidnapped by space pirates, thus embarking on the interstellar stage. The restless Morgan, the figure behind the Fallen Blade, and the traces of the galactic heroes from thousands of years ago all trouble him. Interstellar cruise ships are the hidden front of martial arts cultivators, spaceships that evolve by relying on the products of different civilizations. They are special incubators, and due to the different materials they fuse, they exhibit countless variations. From the initial E-class, to the elite class, then to the legendary class, and finally to the demigod class, they are fraught with unpredictable dangers. Beneath the sun's corona, a new journey begins...

6 剑 Sword Spirit Co-Living Diary 剑灵同居日记 His Majesty the King国王陛下Xianxia1.7M WordsCompleted “Spirit of the Heavenly Sword from Beyond the Stars, awakened by your call. Tell me, are you my mount?” 0Votes728kRecs221.8kFans

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"The spirit of the celestial sword has awakened in response to your call. I ask you, are you my mount?" Public fan group: 633948707

7 宠 Pet King 宠物天王 All Broken皆破Urban4.1M WordsCompleted [1. Download a suspicious game] [2. Catch a few magical pets to be your companions] [3. Lead your pet shop to success through a fun, easygoing daily life] ###Volumes 1–3 of the print edition are now available from major online retailers### VIP group: 567288256 (for readers with a fan rank of 5,000 or higher) 2Votes1.7MRecs882.7kFans

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1. Download a suspicious game. 2. Capture some amazing pets to be your companions. [3. Leading the pet store to success through relaxed and fun daily routines] The physical books (volumes 1-3) have been published and are available on major e-commerce platforms. Reader group: 513717593 (No fan value requirement) VIP Group: 567288256 (Fan value of 5000 or above is required to join)

8 进 The Dashing Imperial Palace Spy 进击的大内密探 Sword Dance Show剑舞秀Infinite Myriad Worlds2.2M WordsCompleted A valuable broken sword scabbard brought him to this world! He studied under Ling Lingfa, but he’s a shameless rogue! His confidante is a wheelchair user, but this disabled woman insists on becoming one of the Four Great Constables! He took on a disciple who calls himself Dugu Qiubai, but instead of practicing the Heavenly Flying Immortal, the fool insists on playing around with flying swords! He likes stealing Longmei’s love interests. It would be even better if Li Yingqiong weren’t a little gi 0Votes75.3kRecs139.6kFans

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A priceless, broken sword sheath brought him into this world! He was apprenticed to Ling Ling Fa, but he's a shameless person! He has a close female friend who is in a wheelchair, but this disabled person insists on becoming one of the Four Great Constables! He took on a disciple who was known as the Unrivaled Swordsman, but instead of practicing the Celestial Immortal Technique, this guy insisted on playing with flying swords! He likes to steal Changmei's boyfriend; it would be even better if Li Yingqiong wasn't a little girl!

9 孺 The Child Emperor 孺子帝 Bing Lin Shen Xia冰临神下Historical1.8M WordsCompleted Three emperors died one after another, and a prince whom no one had ever paid any attention to inexplicably ascended the throne, finding himself surrounded by danger. The Empress Dowager disliked him and was always looking for a younger, more obedient boy to install as the new emperor. His half-brothers disliked him, believing he had stolen the throne that belonged to them. The eunuchs and palace maids disliked him too, thinking he didn’t seem like a real emperor… The Young Emperor could only sa 11Votes972.1kRecs607.6kFans

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With three emperors dying in succession, a prince who had never been noticed before inexplicably ascended the throne, finding himself in grave danger. The Empress Dowager disliked him and constantly sought to install a younger, more obedient new emperor; his half-brothers disliked him, believing he had usurped the throne that rightfully belonged to them; the eunuchs and palace maids also disliked him, feeling he was not a true emperor… The young emperor had no choice but to save himself.

10 攻 The Assault on Bullhead Mountain 攻打牛头山 Dimwit Immortal二货仙人Xianxia511k WordsCompleted Attack Oxhead Mountain is the most innovative light xianxia novel of the year, packed with passion, romance, comedy, snark, level-ups, and beatdowns of the entire villainous family, including their demon-beast dog! The protagonist, Xia Liuchuan, is the chief of Oxhead Mountain. In the very first chapter, he heads down the mountain to kidnap a woman, only to get KO'd by the beauties, including the Northern Qin princess, who's on her way to cultivate immortality. But the protagonist has a bloodlin 0Votes21.7kRecs11.8kFans

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"Attack on Niutou Mountain" is the most innovative light fantasy novel of the year, combining action, romance, humor, satire, leveling up, and beating up the entire villainous family plus a demonic dog! The protagonist, Xia Liuchuan, is the leader of Niutou Mountain. In the very first chapter, he descends the mountain to steal women, only to be defeated by the Northern Qin princess and other beauties who are on their way to cultivate immortality. However, the protagonist has a bloodline halo, so… —This book's reader group [Friends on Niutou Mountain]: 3073 46304

11 萌 Moe Girls: Romance of the Three Kingdoms 萌娘三国演义 Thirty-Two Transformations三十二变Historical2.7M WordsCompleted Young scientist Sun Yu arrives in the Three Kingdoms era with nanobots, but this place doesn't seem quite like the Three Kingdoms. Liu Bei is a gentle, refined young lady; Guan Yu is a clingy, bearded young woman with a screw loose; Zhang Fei is a sprightly beauty who loves to drink; and Lu Bu is a fearsome, invincible little loli... Sun Yu: "Sis Yu, can't you take that fake beard off your face? What kind of woman wears a beard?" Guan Yu: "If Third Sister stops drinking, I'll take off my beard." 1Votes210.1kRecs89.1kFans

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Young scientist Sun Yu brings nanorobots to the Three Kingdoms period, but this place doesn't seem to be the Three Kingdoms. Liu Bei is a gentle and refined lady, Guan Yu is a quirky young woman with a long beard, Zhang Fei is a lithe and beautiful girl who loves to drink, and Lü Bu is a majestic and invincible little loli... Sun Yu: "Yu-mei, can't you take off that fake mustache? What kind of woman looks with a mustache on!" Guan Yu: "If my third sister doesn't drink, I'll remove my beard." Zhang Fei: "If my elder sister gets angry and scolds me, I won't drink." Liu Bei: "No matter what you do, my elder sister will not be angry with you." Lu Bu: "What's all the noise about? I'll use my martial skill to send you all to the heavens!" P. S.: I already have a completed novel, "The Late Ming Dynasty 1625," so please feel free to add it to your collection.

12 超 Superman Arrives 超人来袭 Thirty-Two Transformations三十二变Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Good and evil are eternal enemies! When Supergirl and the Demon Queen appear before Lin Bai at the same time, demanding that he choose between the paths of good and evil... Lin Bai rubs his conscience and thinks it over for a long time. 0Votes136.8kRecs65.2kFans

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Justice and evil are eternal enemies! When Supergirl and the Demon Queen appear before Lin Bai at the same time, demanding that he choose the path of justice versus evil... Lin Bai thought about it for a long time, touching his conscience.

13 惊 Thriller Paradise 惊悚乐园 Three Days, Two Sleeps三天两觉Gaming4.9M WordsCompleted This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a race in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a wager with ghosts and gods… The struggle of data, the salvation of humanity… In that virtual world connected to reality, consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, cast away your fear. Cast away your selfish distractions, questions, and distrust… Liberate your mind. Welcome to the Thriller Paradise. The physical edition of “Thril 253Votes4.2MRecs3.5MFans

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This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a competition in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a gamble between gods and demons... The struggle of data, the redemption of humanity... In that virtual world connected to reality—consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, let go of your fear. Cast aside your selfish thoughts, doubts, and rejections... Liberate your mind. Welcome to Thriller Park. The physical book "Thriller Paradise" is now available! ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

14 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 101Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

15 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Ugh, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632

16 铁 Invincible Iron Palm Wang Xiaojun 铁掌无敌王小军 Zhang Xiaohua张小花Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Wang Xiaojun, the fourth-in-line heir to the Iron Palm Clan, does not believe that the martial world still exists in modern society. His greatest hope is to inherit the clan leader's position, sell the clan's courtyard house for a good price, and travel around the world. But things do not go as he wishes. The police, the Divine Thief Sect, and the Tang Sect all come knocking at his door. Only then does Wang Xiaojun learn that his sect holds an important position within the mysterious organizatio 0Votes596.2kRecs348.3kFans

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Wang Xiaojun, the fourth in line to inherit the Iron Palm Clan, doesn't believe in the existence of a martial arts world in modern society. His greatest hope is to inherit the position of clan leader, sell the clan's courtyard house for a good price, and travel the world. However, things don't go as planned. The police, the Divine Thieves' Sect, and the Tang Clan all come knocking on his door. Only then does Wang Xiaojun realize that his sect holds an important position in the mysterious organization "Martial Arts Association," and that he bears the responsibility of bringing glory to the sect; he is the future of the entire sect… Panic!

17 史 The Biggest Mess in History 史上第一混乱 Zhang Xiaohua张小花Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm truly unlucky, really. Other people transmigrate, while I can only be transmigrated into. Other people pick up girls, while I can only be picked up by girls... At my umpteenth pawnshop, I received a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and so on, leading to one hilarious story after another. This book is packed with comedy, and cultivation, transmigration, urban life, and romance are all indispensable. That is why it is titled The First Great Chaos in History. 5Votes1MRecs1.6MFans

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I'm so unlucky, really. Others time-travel, but I can only be the one time-traveled. While others are chasing girls, I'm just a girl being chased... In my numerous pawnshops, I've served a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and many more, leading to a series of hilarious stories. This book is full of parody, and it includes elements of cultivation, time travel, urban life, and romance. Hence the title "The Most Chaotic in History".

18 从 Once Upon a Time, There Was a Spirit Sword Mountain 从前有座灵剑山 His Majesty the King国王陛下Xianxia2.9M WordsCompleted The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in the year 4233 of the Jiuzhou calendar. For thousands of years, it has been dedicated to supplying the industry with first-rate cultivators. It is now one of the five Super-Grade Sects of the Alliance of Ten Thousand Immortals, and its leader, True Person Feng Yin, serves as one of the Alliance's seven standing elders. His cultivation is peerless. The Spirit Sword Sect upholds peace and development, and its core values are the pursuit of truth, goodness, and s 0Votes126.9kRecs661.3kFans

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Founded in the 4233rd year of the Kyushu Calendar, the Lingjian Sect has dedicated itself for thousands of years to providing the industry with top-tier cultivators. Today, it ranks among the five supreme sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, with its sect leader, True Person Fengyin, serving as one of the seven executive elders of the alliance, possessing unparalleled cultivation. The Lingjian Sect upholds the themes of peace and development, and its core values are the pursuit of truth, goodness, and the continuation of its lineage. To further expand its strength and replenish its ranks with fresh blood, the sect plans to hold an Ascension Conference soon and sincerely invites elites from all walks of life to attend. Still the same integrity Still just as funny