Who's Farting? No, Who's Spreading Poison? இдஇ 谁在放屁，不对，是谁在放毒இдஇ

1 诸 The Grim Reaper of the World of Gods 诸神世界的死神 Flying Noodles飞面Western Fantasy695k WordsOngoing Beneath Mount Olympus, Hades yields his throne to me. On the banks of the Nile, Anubis guards my domain. In Helheim, the little girl Hela is my maid. At Hell’s Lake of Fire, Satan, the Demon King, bows before me. I am Thanatos, the awakened god of death. I am the one and only end, the embodiment of absolute fairness. I walk between worlds, revealing the fate of every living thing. Whether you are insect, beast, demon, spirit, or the most intelligent of all beings, a heavenly god or the Lord Hims 0Votes87.1kRecs132.6kFans

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At the foot of Mount Olympus, Hades yielded his throne to me. On the banks of the Nile, Anubis guards my gate. Helheim, the underworld, is my maid. Hellfire Lake, the demon king Satan bows down to me. I am Thanatos, the awakened god of death. I am the only end, I am absolute justice. I traverse the realms, revealing the destiny of countless beings. Whether you are insects, birds, beasts, demons, spirits, or the crown of creation, gods, or even God, you will all belong to my realm. If you dare to rebel, I will make you understand: all things perish, only death is eternal. (A serious and domineering first-person introduction, but the main text is not like that...)

2 圣 The Sacred Ruins 圣墟 Chen Dong辰东Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted Rising from ruin, returning from extinction. The seas turn to dust, lightning and thunder fade away, and that wisp of dark mist draws near the earth once more. The shackles of the world are broken, and a brand-new world reveals a mysterious corner of itself... 36Votes32MRecs20.3MFans

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Rising from ruin, reviving from oblivion. The ocean turned to dust, the lightning withered away, and that wisp of mist once again approached the earth. The shackles of the world were broken, and a brand new world unveiled a corner of its mystery...

6 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 35Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

7 黑 The Black Card 黑卡 Xiao Seliang萧瑟良Urban3.3M WordsCompleted A mysterious black card issues a different spending limit every week. Shi Lei has to spend the entire amount within seven days, or face the black card’s punishment. “Spending money really is hard work...” Shi Lei said. “Let’s set a modest goal, say, spend a hundred million first...” Shi Lei said confidently. “The thing I regret most in my life is having more money than I can spend, when I have to spend it all...” Shi Lei said at last. Regular group: Readers of Handsome and Charming Xiaoseliang, 0Votes714.1kRecs495.3kFans

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A mysterious black card issues different credit limits every week. Shi Lei must spend all the credit limits within a week, or he will face the black card's punishment. "Spending money is really hard work..." - Shi Lei said. "Let's set a small goal first, like spending 100 million..." Shi Lei said with great ambition. "My biggest regret in life is having more money than I can spend, and I can't help but spend it..." Shi Lei concluded. Regular Group: Welcome to the "Beautiful as a Flower, Xiao Se Liang" reader group, group number: 362092559. Group for Leaders and Above: 423794083. Welcome to join!

9 全 A Global Gourmet Journey 全球美食之旅 I Once Loved a Cat爱过一只猫Urban848k WordsCompleted The clean-cut version: Only food and scenery are not to be missed. A story for the discerning reader. The mainstream version: After obtaining the [Global Gourmet Tour Sweepstakes] System, the protagonist, Zhang Feng, sets out on a path everyone envies. He is named a Person of the Year by Time magazine multiple times, his travel memoirs are read by one-sixth of the world's population, and his fanbase reaches an astonishing one billion! The world's top figures pay top dollar for his travel itinera 0Votes25.5kRecs33.5kFans

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A more refined version: Only the food and scenery are not to be missed; a slightly bourgeois piece. Popular Version: After obtaining the [Global Culinary Journey Grand Lottery] system, the protagonist Zhang Feng embarks on a path that everyone envies. He has been named Time Magazine's Person of the Year multiple times, his travel autobiography has been read by one-sixth of the world's population, and his fan base has exceeded its limit, reaching one billion! Moreover, the world's top figures have offered him high prices to plan their travel itineraries, political leaders from various countries have met with this travel prodigy, and he has won numerous national and international awards. Premium version: I just like the feeling of being on the road; it's happier than staying in one place. P. S.: Group 202296639

12 食 The Strongest Food System in Food Wars! 食戟之最强美食系统 Xiaoxiao Yuxia潇潇羽下Light Novel2.9M WordsCompleted Zheng Ke enters Food Wars! with the “Strongest Gourmet System.” Huh? Why do I have to study and take exams in this world? Why aren’t my cooking skills and money set to MAX? Why am I taking the entrance exam a year before Yukihira? So much for “strongest”! Are you sure this isn’t the “most useless” system? Whatever. I’d better hurry and improve my cooking. One of the Elite Ten seats has to be min 0Votes54.2kRecs84kFans

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My new book, "I Heard I'm a Great Demon," has been released. Please add it to your collection and recommend it. Zheng Ke entered "Food Wars!" With the "strongest food system". Huh? Why do I have to take exams after arriving in this world? Why aren't my cooking skills and money maxed out? Why am I taking the entrance exam a year earlier than Yukihira? What happened to being the "strongest"? Are you sure it's not the "most unreliable"? In any case, I need to improve my cooking skills as soon as possible; I must be among the "Top Ten". (Due to the rushed writing, the first volume is poorly written. If you find it unpalatable, you can start reading from the second volume onwards.) Group! Group! Group! (Important things said 3 times) 1.5.6.0.6.5.0.4.3. Welcome everyone to join us.

13 食 The God of Food's Live Stream 食神直播间 Li Zhiwu李知吾Urban956k WordsCompleted My new book, I'm No Fortune-Teller, is out now. Everyone's welcome to check it out! ヽ(￣▽￣)و Have you ever tasted cold noodles from the Tang Dynasty? Have you ever tasted little butter cookies from the Wei, Jin, and Northern and Southern Dynasties? Do you know what people in the Song Dynasty ate to beat the summer heat? Do you know how many kinds of delicacies appear in Dream of the Red Chamber? Chen Er says that of the countless delicacies in the world, more than half come from China. Readers' 0Votes30.8kRecs31.8kFans

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My new book, "I'm Not a Charlatan," has been released. Welcome everyone to check it out! ヽ(￣▽￣)و Have you ever tried the cold noodles from the Tang Dynasty? Have you ever eaten cream cookies from the Wei, Jin and Southern and Northern Dynasties? Do you know what people in the Song Dynasty ate to cool off in the summer? Do you know how many kinds of food are mentioned in "Dream of the Red Chamber"? In response, Chen Er stated that there are countless delicacies in the world, and China accounts for a large portion of them. Book club: 623209286