I Don't Like It. You Come and Slap Me in the Face. Old Bai, Please Come In. Xiao Bai, Please Go Around!

In the late Ming Dynasty, Spain and Japan gradually restricted the outflow of silver. The Ming Dynasty's capital inflow since the early sixteenth century had been reversed. The Ming Dynasty's coexisting commodity economy and small-scale peasant economy suffered the impact of deflation at the same time. Combined with the influence of Xiao Glacier, the dominoes of the troubled times continue to fall one after another. In November of the sixth year of Chongzhen, the rogue bandits crossed the Mianchi River southward, bursting out like ulcers and sweeping across the Central Plains. In the seventh year of Chongzhen, the Hou Jin army, which had been raging in the north for more than ten years, swept across Xuanda, and it was like entering an uninhabited land. The Ming Dynasty, which had been in existence for nearly three hundred years, was in turmoil. The protagonist arrives at this time and becomes a small slave in Tongcheng County, South Zhili. The story begins with a dead mouse rising into the sky.

Most people are born ordinary, but there are always some people who, even if they are born ordinary, still yearn for greatness. From the exploited shady handyman to the godfather of darkness; From the bottom of society who abide by the rules, to the emperor behind the scenes who makes the rules; This country belongs to the Commonwealth when the sun shines, and it belongs to me when night falls! "Sometimes, the shadow can not only be as big as the light, but even block it!" "We never extort anyone, and every penny we make we can live with in good conscience." If someone knocks on your door at night, they will either bring you my greetings or bring destruction to your hubris. As for what you get, it depends on you, my friend!

In 1572 AD, there were still 72 years before the fall of the Ming Dynasty and the destruction of the country. At this time, the Japanese pirates were rampant in the southeast, the Tatars in the northwest were knocking on the pass, local annexations were becoming more and more serious, the military and government were exhausted and the people were in poverty, and Emperor Longqing had just passed away. At this time, Shi Yue traveled back to the Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun who had not been in court for thirty years. The good news is that Zhu Yijun has not yet ascended the throne. There was no time to harm the government. The bad news is that Zhu Yijun has not yet ascended the throne. Feng Bao, the chief minister of rites, wanted to be the spokesperson for imperial power. Gao Gong, the chief minister, wanted to strengthen the cabinet by evading the emperor. The second assistant, Zhang Juzheng, focused on implementing the new law. The only hope was that his biological mother, Mrs. Li, would always make him kneel down and force him to write edicts of sin. ... The collapsing building is right in front of you, with the central swords and shadows intertwining from all sides. If you receive bad luck from your country, you will be the king of the world. Now that I have ascended the throne, in this world, if I don't come to save, who will?

The physical book has been published. The physical book title "No Phase" is available for sale on Qidian. Com, JD. Com and other platforms. -------------------------- Generally speaking, Li Wuxiang would perform minor maintenance on himself every six months or every five thousand miles. The main projects are epidermal maintenance and internal organ renovation. Depending on the actual situation, we will see whether to add oil and body fluids. When painting the skin, you must pay attention to the materials used, otherwise the skin will explode or have small cracks in extreme weather conditions. When refurbishing the internal organs, I still use bamboo paper. Although I have overtaken my ancestors, I still focus on nostalgia and not forgetting my roots. Replenishing things with each passing year, repairing the old and making it look new again, this is the way to live forever. ---------------------------------- Book club number: 872670350 Friends who are waiting for the update can move on to read the author's other two books. The short story "The Rules of Cultivation of Immortality in the Abnormal World" is a short story at the pinnacle of intellectual battle. A warm and enjoyable fairy tale novel "Inner Demon"

Zhou Yi woke up and found himself in Taiping Dojo. Old Heavenly Master: "Cang Tian is dead, Huang Tian is here to stand, from now on you will be the leader of Taiping." Zhou Yi: "What, me?"... In the world of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, a failed art student tries to rectify the troubled world!

When I was young, the time was long, and I poured wine into the red alley. Power is the brick wall, power is the tiles, and the tent is full of guests and friends. When I wake up, I regret that the day is short and I have a big dream for twenty revolutions. Suddenly, I realized that my colleagues were always eighty-nine, and my sincerity was indistinguishable.

Lin Chaoyang, a social worker, was too busy with work to even have time for a blind date. After traveling through time, he married Tao Yushu, the most beautiful female educated youth in the educated youth community. I thought I was hooking up with a beautiful girl, but it turned out that we broke off contact with her after she was admitted to college. The family was plagued by gossip about this, but Lin Chaoyang didn't care. The wave of reform and opening up was rolling in. He was seizing the day and no time was waiting for him. How could he have time to waste time on a female educated youth? He originally planned to make a few small goals by working hard for a few years, and then quickly settle down and become a salty fish from now on, making up for the regret that he had worked hard to make money in his previous life but never enjoyed a day of free life. But before he could carry out his plan, the female educated youth who had disappeared for half a year and had no news at all suddenly appeared in the production team. "Chaoyang, come with me to Yanjing!" Said the female educated youth. Before you start your business, start by eating soft food. But with a junior high school degree, what can he do in the city? My father-in-law said: Let's go to Yan University and become a librarian. Lin Chaoyang thought he would live the life that gay men dream of from then on, but who would have thought that the originally gentle and well-educated female educated youth turned out to be a hidden troublemaker. She didn't even need to do it by herself, but she had to drag Lin Chaoyang to do it with her. For the sake of family harmony, Lin Chaoyang could only package himself as a cultural person. The 20,000-yuan old book "My Literary Era in 1980" has been ordered, and the volume is large.

In the declining Wild Witch Clan, a young man quietly inherited the long-lost Zhu You Forbidden Curse, joined the Jin Dynasty family, and stirred up the chaos in the Eight Wildernesses. Stab a straw man, curse the opponent to death, cast off the golden cicada, and kill the immortal with a flying knife. Buddhism and Taoism are fighting each other, aristocratic families are fighting secretly, sects are fighting fiercely, and various tribes are dominating. (The poems in this book are all original) Introduction to the Literary Youth Edition: Life is so lonely, and on such a lonely road, the lonely you and I intersect with each other. From then on, one person's footsteps had another person's voice.

Dusk is the boundary, Yin and Yang are divided into two parts. When the evil god's flesh and blood crowded out from the cracks in the earth, when mountains of flesh and blood appeared everywhere. Some people fear it, some people worship it, and some people burn incense and make offerings. Some people also tasted it, hey, it tastes good? As a result, flesh and blood turned into crops, and people greedily harvested, fought for, and worshiped their ancestors. Hu Ma was reincarnated from fear, ate Tai Sui, raised a stove, went through hardships, and fought for his life with evil spirits everywhere, and then... What? Am I the evil one?

In the Kunlun Era, the nine sects that divided the world were fighting openly and secretly for the position of the new leader. Outside the customs, the barbarians of the Sa religion came back... In the troubled times, all living things were ups and downs, and the nine great sects emerged in large numbers. Finally, they merged into a majestic epic of the era of great rivers and lakes, and promoted the general trend of the world from division and rule to unification.

In the prosperous Tang Dynasty, flowers bloomed, and a shocking fission was imminent. After five years of Tianbao, he opened his eyes and saw the majesty of the prosperous age of "the Tang Dynasty is known, and God provides it to all nations". Famous generals are like clouds, the territory is vast, capable ministers are like rain, the barns are abundant, poetry is dazzling, culture is dazzling, beauty is alluring, singing and dancing are peaceful. He also saw that the entire dynasty was obsessed with intoxication, arrogant and extravagant, and constantly fighting for power; the country was in turmoil, and there were many evils; the Hu'er rebelled, and the people were like grass and grass. Yuyang Ji encouraged him to come, and he wanted to ensure that the Tang Dynasty would not lose its splendor. [The old book "The End of the Song Dynasty" ordered by 30,000 people has been completed, and the volume is large]

A barely qualified person to become an immortal, with almost nothing left. A low-grade spiritual stone was hung up to look at the low-level monks who were cultivating. The road of life is visible at a glance, and the cultivators are cut off in front of it! Life should be as small as a speck of dust and as short-lived as a weed! Because of a kindness and two life-and-death crises, he has the qualifications to struggle a little. Wind and sand, the years passing through the tip of the sword! The wind brings danger, and the sword is stained with red clouds! Other people's guide to cultivating immortality, ordinary people and ordinary people look up to it!

In the Punishment Department, a group of villains were angrily accusing a judge. Villain A looked aggrieved: "I'm an honest person. I just wanted some money and took it to a gambling house to get some money. My wife didn't give it to her, but she wanted to keep it for her children's education. So I cut off her arm in a rage. I didn't mean it!" The judge was also aggrieved: "I'm also an honest person. , I just want your life, and take it to the underworld in exchange for some merit. If you don't give it, I will cut off your head in a rage, and I didn't mean to do it!" Villain Yi said righteously: "This is my child, I can beat him any way I want, even if I kill him. It's only right!" The judge looked solemn and said: "You are my prisoner, I can kill you as much as I want, even if you kill me with a thousand cuts!" Evil man B burst into tears: "I am a county magistrate. I want to be worthy of your majesty, but I must also be worthy of the chief. The people don't understand my suffering, so I can only do it. The people are suffering." The judge cried together: "I am a judge who must be worthy of heaven and conscience. The magistrate does not understand my difficulties, so I have to make things difficult for the magistrate. Come on, sir, put your head over here!" Said the judge of the two realms. Ask what is good and evil in the world, and teach you that there is no escape from life and death. Lantern bearer, hold the lantern!

The dream crosses the dry mulberry trees from the bottom of the sea and reads the wind and waves of the Milky Way. ------ Jiuzhou and the four seas, Xuanzong's Demon Sect, gods and heretics, and the Pure Land Sangha. Refining Qi, teaching pots, taking bait, fortune-telling... Enter the gate of infinity, swim in the infinite wilderness, shine with the sun and the moon, and be at peace with the heaven and earth. We are all guests in the past, and we will be human beings again. This time. I just want to live forever!

The great director Su Yu travels back to the body of a useless son-in-law. Watch how Su Yu uses gorgeous scripts, avant-garde editing, and superb directors to reach the top step by step in this era! ...

The pattern of this world is that the east is strong and the west is weak. Chinese culture dominates the world. People all over the world are learning Chinese dialect. The China Golden Bull Awards have become the most influential film awards in the world. Singers all over the world have a lifelong goal of being on the Chinese music ranking list. The most fashionable fashion week, the richest sports culture, the most beautiful scenery, the most delicious food... It's all here. ... Guan Chen, who ran to death on a road of no return in his last life, came here and planned to take a long vacation for himself. ---- Welcome everyone to join the group to communicate: 579483758

The new book "The Strange Book" has been released. ... I am a stranger in a foreign land, and I have no intention of becoming an immortal. ... After practicing Taoism in the mountains for twenty years, Master asked Song You to go down the mountain to see monsters, monsters, all kinds of life, and to visit famous mountains and rivers, and legendary immortals, saying that that was the real practice. I never thought that when I traveled all over the country, the immortal would be myself.

The Ming Dynasty was about to reach a dead end, and the Forbidden City, which had been built just over a century ago, ushered in a new owner. Yang Tinghe often reflected with tears: What kind of monster did I choose? When Jiajing stopped wasting his wisdom on cultivating immortals, the Mingjun came to power, and the dynasty was full of fierce ministers; the power of the monarch and father spread far and wide!

If we traveled back to the Song Dynasty, would we be reciting poems, composing poems, and enjoying romance? Or are you going to fight for world supremacy? No matter what, let's fill our stomachs first.

In the first half of the game, everything depends on playing - that's my dad. The most stable prince in history - that's my brother. The only vassal king in history who successfully rebelled, General Zhengbei, Happyforever-that was my brother. The only emperor in history who was successfully rebelled against by his vassal king, I will only show you once how to lose by flying dragon riding face - that is my eldest nephew. The fattest emperor in history? How could a fat man weighing three hundred pounds have any evil intentions - he is still my eldest nephew. What? Who I am? I am the sixth child. Please enjoy the long-running hilarious family ethics drama in ancient costumes - "Everyone in Lao Zhu's family is a weirdo" and "My father is not so scary"! It is euphemistically called "The Father Can Enemy the Country"!