One, Two, Three, Freeze

一二三木头人

by Nine Ears of Grain (九穗禾)

Status: Completed
Length: 162k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Showbiz Romance
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Zongheng

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Synopsis

One, two, three, we're all wooden dolls. We can't speak or move.

You are my gravity, while I am only one ten-thousandth of yours.

(Don't let the synopsis scare you off. This is a cute, lighthearted story~\()/~)

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AudienceFemale
ZonghengSigned
First publishedSep 2026
Doting Romance
Novella
Showbiz
Students
Urban

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