A Guide to Invading Earth

Liu Chu was a heavy procrastinator who smoked, drank, loved sleeping in, and had no ambition. Then he realized he was in serious trouble.

He had to conquer Earth and, while he was at it, save all of humanity.

If you see someone suddenly stop on the street, smash his head against a lamppost over and over, then walk away with a bloody face as if nothing happened…

That’s him, all right.

He has to get rid of a whole lot of bad habits, or that guy might take his corneas or kidneys.

This is the story of an abused man who becomes a savior.

Of course, Liu Chu himself thinks…

Well, this is actually pretty satisfying.

Note 1: This is a completely serious work.

Note 2: The cover was made entirely by the author. Keywords: artisan spirit, nostalgia, postmodernism.