One Thought, Carefree: The Immortal and Demon Duel

This game. . . There are really people playing.

Ten Thousand Years Zero Krypton Transformation God applies to fight, what level am I at (dog head)

(Yin Wu Nian walked upstream in the forest stream for two or three miles before stopping. He first offered a piece of talisman to dry his shoes and socks, then picked up a clean bluestone and sat down to rest.) Why is he so embarrassed? I think back then, he was also a liberal arts expert who stood at the top of his grade group after crushing the guardian boys of five sects besides politics, history, and local language. [Note 1] He got himself included just because he played the mobile game Cultivation of Immortals! Although he was once all-powerful before, a certain skin-changing immortal who was always in trouble and finally gave up really lacked virtue. He has been chasing and hiding for decades, forcing him to have no place to stand! Fortunately, things are finally coming to light now. After thinking seriously for half an hour, Yin Wunian got up and was about to hit the road, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a puddle of clear water behind the bluestone, with a red carp looking directly at him in the water. Yin Wunian felt so weak that he curled up his lips and said softly, "What are you looking at?" The red carp opened its mouth, and Yin Wunian didn't wait for it to speak, then said: "Of course I can't know your happiness because I'm not a fish! You should continue to entertain yourself! "[Note 2] The red carp was stunned for a moment, shook his pale skinned fish lips, and was about to speak. Yin Wunian understood in his heart and rushed to say: "Don't worry, next time I return to Fengdu City, I will lobby the Ghost Emperor and ask him to attract all the seawater in the vast ocean to save you, okay?" After that, he lifted his legs and left. Note 3 The red carp was stunned on the spot, like a donkey-faced green carp. But I saw this human race leaping forward several feet in one step. If I didn't stop it, it would be dead! Hong Li shouted with all his strength: "Do you have a pen and paper, fellow Taoist?" Yin Wu Nian paused and turned around: "What a unique request! What? Do you want to draw a sketch for me? Does it have a beauty function?" Red Li shook. Shaking his beard, he refused to answer this weird remark and said directly: "Ask this fellow Taoist to draw a pile of powder and mark it as 'salt'. Then fold the paper in half 103 times and it will turn into salt. The little carp is grateful for the kindness of fellow Taoist's rebirth. He will surely achieve Taoism one day..." [Note 4] "Wait a minute, wait a minute, let's not say anything useless," Yin Wunian tore up Carp's empty promise without hesitation, "I'm asking you why you want salt? Have you made an appointment with the shopkeeper of Dry Fish House?" "Fellow Taoist was joking. ," The red carp nervously shook its tail and continued, "My aquarium family has heard from word of mouth that the red carp must be marinated with refined salt to taste, and it must be iodized salt. If you add iodine, it will become a sea fish!" This is actually an ambitious red carp! Yin Wannian spoke a little more tactfully and said: "You can achieve enlightenment and ascend by salting, so wouldn't the spiritual world be full of salted fish?" The red carp wrinkled his non-existent eyebrows and hesitated before continuing: "Since you ask for help from fellow Taoists, there is no reason to hide it. Becoming salty and wet is only the first step. After that, it has to be licked three times a day by an unmanned chicken. After seven or forty-nine days, it will be pierced on the building wood and roasted with pepper, sesame salt, cumin grains, and chili powder for three days and three nights, and then it can be transformed into a dragon..." [Note 5] Yin Wunian's heart moved, and he vaguely felt that he had heard something about the allusion of salted fish transforming into a dragon, so he continued to ask: "This set of procedures is really cumbersome, why don't you just jump to the dragon gate?" Red carp blushed in a rare way: " Hey, to be honest with fellow Taoists, it was all due to being soaked in carbonated spring water for too long when I was young, which resulted in osteoporosis, arthritis, and my inability to jump..." [Note 6] "Okay, I understand. But I don't have paper and pen, so I'll say goodbye." Yin Wunian turned around and left again. Hongli said anxiously: "Ah, fellow Taoist, stay here. Meeting me on the Internet is fate. It's your turn to meet me today. How about this? I'll go with you, and when you pass by a mortal village, you can secretly grab some salt and sprinkle it on me." You're just talking nonsense!" Hello, don't worry, it's actually a good nourishing food if you put it in the 'that realm' for blessing! If you fall in love later, you can take my shark's fin to replenish your health!" [Note 7] "Can you enter the 'that realm'?" Yin Wu Nian immediately became serious. "Ah, um..." Red Carp rolled his eyes, "Just a little while, a little while..." "Then come with me." After Yin Wunian finished speaking, he threw a piece of pure sodium into the puddle. The puddle exploded, and at the same time a huge amount of water vapor came out! [Note 8] Two breaths later, a young man in red clothes with two hairpins on his head walked out of the steam. His big white eyes occasionally twitched, and his eyes were dull. Yin Wu Nian looked at the young man with satisfaction and said happily: "Carp, Li Ye, I will call you Li Xianyu from now on!" [Note 1] Hua Qing is still preparing a masterpiece. [Note 2] Zhuangzi and Huizi were swimming on Haoliang. Zhuangzi said: "The minnow swims calmly, which is the joy of fish." Huizi said: "You are not a fish, how can you know the joy of fish?" Zhuangzi said: "You are not me, how can you know that I don't know the joy of fish?" Huizi said: "I am not a son, so I don't know you; I am not a fish. That's right, you don't know the joy of fish. "Zhuangzi said: "Please follow the principle. If you know what you know about the joy of fish, ask me. I know it." The Marquis of Jianhe said: "I promise that I will get the city gold. Can I lend you three hundred gold?" Zhuang Zhou looked angrily and said, "When Zhou came yesterday, there was a man calling for the middle way. Zhou looked at the ruts and saw there was a carp in it. Zhou asked him and said: 'When the carp comes, what is the son for? What's wrong? ' He said to me, 'I am a wave official in the East China Sea. How can you survive me if you fight against the rising water? I am always with you, but I have nowhere to go. I am still alive when I get buckets of water. You said this, it would be better to take me to the place where the fish is dead! It was a long way to go to the county to buy salt, so my father took a piece of paper, drew a bowl, dipped some salt foam and made a mark on the bowl, then lifted the paper and flicked the snow-white salt from the paper. It fell down with a rustle Note 5Lick the salted fish to make rice & the salted fish turns into a dragon - a reference to "Inner Demon" [Note 6] Ca + 2 H2O == Ca. (OH)2 + H2↑ Ca (OH)2 +CO2=CaCO3+H2O, this fable tells us that we should drink as little carbonated drinks as possible [Note. 7] Li Boxen tore the salted fish that had been blessed by Beichen Ziweitian into strips and steamed it for Sui Manshu to eat. But when he steamed the salted fish for the second time, Sui Manshu felt that high-sodium food was not conducive to fetal development, so he hurriedly took the ball. Ran away! ——"The Fearless Lord" [Note 8] 2Na+2H2O═2Na++2OH-+H2↑

It was so fun to watch the part about being possessed... I drew a few quick pictures passionately, which was rather sloppy I like Xiaoshaner, I hope she can have a good ending When I read the article before, I thought the color scheme of the Silent Sea was a dull green. Later, the game released a setting picture, and it really was p3 is Li Shaowei who was choked (

Dear Teacher Hua: Everyone needs a safe haven for the soul. Your works are my safe haven. My whole life resides in your works. I will always stay there with my deep admiration and attachment to you. Every minute and every second of waiting for the update was so long. I endured the torture. During this process, no other book could relieve my soul's hunger and thirst. I feel that life is gradually becoming desolate, my soul is shrouded in hopelessness, and my soul is wrapped in a fog of confusion... At this time, you updated! Updated! I desperately picked up your book and read it greedily—— The latest chapter is like thirty-six golden lightsabers hitting the soul, and its power is comparable to the heart of a glass sword! Reading your works is my only joy and only comfort! You live to the east of the Hengduan Mountains, in the Land of Abundance, in the basin. When night falls here, it is still dusk over you. You belong to the East Seventh District, but your words are very close to me! Your wonderful works are full of fragrance and fragrance. For my hungry soul, every word (including punctuation) is a rich banquet. Your words make me face my true self, and your grand theory allows me to gain insight into my deepest heart, keep me away from ugliness and degradation, and help me avoid the traps and pits of life. Your book is essentially a door, a door that leads to a new appreciation of joy, a new understanding of pain, and a new experience of life. In the book, you spoke eloquently, and I listened attentively. In a trance, I realized that the depth and loftiness of your thoughts are heart-stopping, as if they come from another dimension, belonging neither to this planet nor this universe... I have written several times to write a review, but every time I read your updates, I find myself immersed in a strange silence, which is the silence of the Silent Sea, the silence of the Netherworld Sea, and the silence above the Netherworld Palace! That is the silence under the threat of the demon that cannot be seen or heard! However, it was you and your extraordinary power and gushing talent and the passion that inspired it that inspired me to break through the shackles and write the above words with a full heart and a hungry soul! How difficult it is to write to you... I am forced to write, my heart does not allow me to remain silent. Therefore, I must shout out loudly: Hua Qing's masterpiece will last forever! ! ! A fanatical fan who does not want to be named in any case int

I strongly recommend everyone to play the game. The game does not cost money at all and you can quickly reach 100 billion combat power. Newbies must practice double cultivation for the first time.

The drawing is very sloppy, and I don't want to dig out the bugs. Li Shaowei, how many good sisters do you have (singing)

Although your book is the most commercial, your writing is smooth and transparent! It is simply addictive.

Anyway, it's just some graffiti. Hey, I love graffiti the most. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I'm still in the late stage of becoming a god, but you have already ascended? I don't have a sense of immersion, so I stopped watching it. Where is the cold and cold sister Yun Niang, and where is the beautiful young lady Taoist Priest Ming Jing. Why don't you take them with you when you ascend?