I Am a Processor

Archimedes said, “Give me a fulcrum, and I can move the Earth.” Yang Yang said, “Give me an iron sword, and I can turn it into a divine weapon!” This is a fantastical world that belongs to the craftsman Yang Yang. “What? You want me to upgrade this lousy sword to +7 and imbue it with the seven attributes of water, fire, wind, thunder, earth, light, and darkness? You must be incredibly bored and perverse. But I’m even more bored and perverse than you, because even the chopsticks in my house are +10.”