The Perfect Crown Princess

Who says bandits can't be highborn? A bandit can become the Crown Princess too! The Crown Princess! They say you never have to worry about food or clothes, and you'll have a whole crowd of servants. Hmm, that's worth considering. But these empresses, consorts, and palace eunuchs are such a nuisance! Every last one of them wants to walk all over me. I'm used to being the boss, after all. So anyone who schemes, acts unreasonable, or throws their weight around gets a beating... What? I'm not allowed to hit them? Then what was the point of practicing my peerless martial arts? What? I still can't hit them? Enough talk. Beat them! I don't care if you're a crown prince, a prince, an empress, or a consort. This is my turf, and I call the shots. So watch yourselves: even if this is the imperial palace, you're going to, do as I say!