Who says bandits can't be noble? A bandit can be a crown princess too!
The crown princess!
They say it means never worrying about food or clothes, plus having a whole crowd of subordinates. Hmm, maybe it's worth considering. But all these empresses, imperial consorts, and palace eunuchs are such a pain! Every last one of them wants to walk all over me. I'm used to being the boss, after all. Anyone who schemes, acts unreasonable, or throws their weight around gets beaten up... What? I'm not allowed to hit them? Then what was the point of training in my peerless divine art? What? I still can't hit them? Enough talk. Beat them up!
I don't care if you're the crown prince, a prince, an empress, or an imperial consort. I'm in charge on my turf, so watch yourselves. Even if this is the imperial palace, you still have to listen to me!