My Money Came Blowing in on the Wind

Everyone says there's no such thing as a free lunch, but the money Zhao Lan Feng gets really does fall from the sky.

The day he loses his job, he gets a supernatural unlimited check.

Write in 100, get 100. Write in two million, and your mortgage is paid off in an instant!

There's just one catch: the check is a little life-draining. Cash out too much and you'll overdraw your health, which you have to restore by eating well and exercising.

But could that stump a veteran programmer who knows all the exploits?

He uses bank credit loans to cash out in advance and enjoy life, paying today's bills with the "luck" he'll have in the future. Even capitalists would call him a pro!

Then: thirty-yuan free-shipping deals on Pinduoduo, and checking his balance before buying sugar-free cola.

Now: sweeping the Apple Store with cash, and spending 580,000 yuan on an imported Tesla just so "autopilot lets me sleep in the back seat."

He opens a blind-box rice noodle shop that only serves him, where the chef decides what to make each day based on his mood.

He uses a zero-cost WeChat System [smile] to keep the petty people who once walked all over him awake all night.

"Don't talk to me about the midlife crisis at thirty-five. As long as I can lift weights at the gym, I can take whatever wealth this world has to offer!"