My School Beauty Girlfriend Confesses She's a World-Ending Calamity

[Spiritual qi revival, urban cultivation, Lovecraftian horror, decisive and ruthless, struggle for supremacy] As spiritual qi revives, a world dormant for years begins to awaken. Mortals, immortals, cultivators, calamities, evil spirits, demons, and heretical cultivators all return to action. A scammer ghost makes people unlucky by defrauding them through text messages, then levels up by feeding on negative emotions. A lion king demon cultivates the kingly way, willingly moving into a zoo to be admired by visitors and drawing on their worship to forge an eternal path to kingship. A blind old Daoist at Guankou makes a living telling fortunes, only to be chased through the night by urban management officers. A band of immortals sent to the lower realm as teachers gets a makeover and becomes the world’s strongest bodyguard company. On the very first day of school, Zhang Bai’s stunning deskmate and childhood friend earnestly tells him that she’s a world-ending calamity. Zhang Bai: “Everyone, stand aside. I’ll save the world!”