Dungeons, Magic and Barbarians

Five rules for barbarian survival—— Rule 1: A barbarian who cannot use magic is not a good barbarian. Rule 2: Stupid predators bring wealth to your doorstep. Rule 3: A barbarian can reasonably blow his opponent's head off anywhere. Preparation 4: Stay away from John. Principle 5: Faaoraaahhhh (battle cry)——! ! …