League of Legends: What Do You Mean, Tower’s Bane?!

Synopsis:

Chen Lang, a League of Legends one-trick streamer who specializes in a single champion, dies after staying up all night in 2026. When he opens his eyes again, he's back in 2018, as a trainee top laner for the IG club.

His mechanics are terrible and his champion pool is bizarre... Luckily, Chen Lang awakens the “Ultimate Lane Pressure System.” Whenever the game judges that he has successfully absorbed pressure or drawn enemy attention, he receives rewards that improve his skills.

And so, the most infuriating top laner in LPL history is born!

“Being a tower hugger means I don't die as long as the tower doesn't fall. As for solo kills? That's the jungler's job. What do you mean my championship was won by playing safe?” Chen Lang, the League of Legends S8 champion top laner, said in an interview, expressing great indignation.

The next day.

“Being a tower hugger is the art of playing it safe onstage to win championships!” Chen Lang, the League of Legends S8 champion top laner, said in an interview, expressing great indignation.

Reported by The King of Lane Pressure.