LOL’s Top Laner Rules the Entire League

Top Lane Diary “My name is Xin Cheng, and I'm number one on the Summit of the Rift.” “The trending topics say Bin, the world's best top laner, is taking a break from competition.” “The BLG manager messaged me in the middle of the night and asked me to try out.” “Nice! And now I've even got a Pressure System.” “I can put pressure on players, coaches, and commentators to build up pressure points, then tame them so they follow my orders to the letter.” “For my first tryout game, I randomly picked Nasus into Darius.” “The whole team thought I'd lost my mind. Meanwhile, I was keeping Xun in line, trash-talking my teammates, and crushing the enemy. I had them all eating out of my hand.” “Beating them is a sign of affection, and cursing them is a sign of love. I'm just trying to whip them into shape.” “If the LPL wants to take the road to glory, the first step is to fix each and every bad habit its players have.” “The world's best top laner is taking a break, isn't he? I'll be the one to walk that road to glory.” Coach's Diary “I'm Daeny.” “Bin is taking a break, so we're short a top laner. A Wei found some solo queue prodigy.” “He wants shot-calling privileges right off the bat? He's never played professionally. What makes him think he can?” “But in his tryout, he ran circles around the other team. And the strangest part was that Xun, who famously listens to nobody, actually gave him red buff, handed over kills, and worked like his servant.” “For his debut draft, the enemy targeted him with three bans, so he countered by picking Vayne top.” “The whole internet was cursing him out. My blood pressure shot up, and I thought we were done for.” “But... it looks like he's about to win again?” “Aigoo, I think I'm actually starting to depend on this kid.”