The Green Plum Trees Bear Me Down, and I Swallow Them to Practice Taoism.

Author: Your baby partner no longer wants to be with you. Protagonist: I regret my marriage at the beginning. I'm familiar with this routine, it's not a big deal. Author: She is a little different. She doesn't regret the marriage. She just pushes you off the cliff and kills you. Protagonist: It's okay, I am the protagonist, I am not immortal, but there is usually compensation, so what about the peerless skills, the old man, the system, the golden finger, the worst I can do is get a big eagle. Author: None, there is good news and bad news. Protagonist: I struggled for five years at the beginning, and was knocked off a cliff. I didn't get any skills or a big eagle. Tell me the good news first. Author: Good news, I gave you a wife at the beginning. Protagonist: This is okay. You can double cultivate to improve your cultivation level at the beginning. What about the bad news? Author: Bad news, your wife is a monster, the kind with a cracked mouth bigger than her belly. Protagonist: Apply for a replacement with fair skin, good looks and long legs. If you don't change, just consider me a pawn in the opening game and finish the scattering as soon as possible. Author: After she transformed, she turned out to be a top-notch royal sister. Protagonist: How long will it take for her to transform? Author: Soon, the Nascent Soul stage will be transformed. Protagonist: The maximum prison sentence is 25 years, and the maximum mortgage loan is 30 years. How long do you think this Yuanying will last? Author: About two hundred years at a fast pace, almost five hundred years at a slower pace. Protagonist: Hey, is it Brother Monkey? I would like to ask what is the concept of waiting for someone for five hundred years.