Speedrunning Real History with a Car

I saw Saint Joan of Arc raise her holy sword amid the flames;

I saw Yuan Chonghuan march through the pass to reclaim Jinzhou!

I helped Li Bai fish for the moon, tricked Li Shishi into tears, and kept the young Empress Zhou company with poetry and perfume. Even Xin Qiji gave up smuggling salt to grow corn instead.

And all of this is just the daily life of an overworked corporate drone driving a Wuling van through history, causing trouble while paying off his mortgage.

So, please fasten your seat belt.

Start the engine, release the handbrake, ease off the clutch, and shift into second...

Let the game of history turn wonderfully bizarre!