Run Away to Catch People and Become a God at the Same Time

Lu Chen, who has lived in two lives, had an epiphany after his rebirth: No matter how good your martial arts skills are, you can't stand up to a hundred civil servants at the same level surrounding you and beating you. So the career plan is clear - the end of the universe is the system, and the end of the system is the siege. Starting from the lowest level of the Da Zhou police force, he adheres to two iron rules: if you can fight in a group, never fight alone; if you can't beat him, run away, if you can't run, kneel down, and then run after kneeling. Only when you are alive can you have a chance to make a comeback; when you are dead, you can only write an epitaph. On this day, he led 300 people to block his former boss, tricked him into putting down his sword in a duel, and then shouted "Everyone up" when he turned around. The boss was pinned to the ground and scolded: "We agreed to a one-on-one fight?!" Lu Chen took three steps back and said, "If I pick you alone, you will die, but if I lead a group of people, I pick you alone and you will work together as a team. With a monthly salary of three melons and two dates, what kind of fate am I willing to play?" Present a child with candy and a dagger—choose the candy? If you are greedy for life and afraid of death, you must not keep this child. Choose a dagger? If you have any resentment in your heart, you must not keep this child. Choose both? If you are not greedy, you will not be able to keep this child. Choose neither? I can't keep this child who was born with a traitorous nature. The subordinate was silent: Just tell me if this child must die today. Finally, he led people into the palace and put a dragon robe on the emperor: "Why did your majesty rebel?!" The subordinates took off the dragon robe and wrapped it around Lu Chen. He cried "I don't want to be" and sat on the dragon chair for a while - moderately soft and hard, lumbar-friendly. At the enthronement ceremony, Lu Chen said on his inauguration: "If you can beat me, attack me. If you can't beat me, run away. If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood." All the officials thought to themselves: This emperor is a real dog, but his words are rough and his reasoning is not rough.