Thirteen Yangyang Orders

"Pindao is the only descendant of Sanqing Guan. He knows astronomy from above and geography from below. He knows people and people from the inside. He can read Feng Shui, calculate marriages, ward off evil spirits, and save the souls of the dead. The price is fair, and no one can deceive him. Beautiful women are half the price, and handsome men are double the price." "Oh, this female benefactor, I see that your hall is dark, and I am afraid that you will suffer a bloody disaster, but it doesn't matter. I just need to let Pindao touch your bones and tell your fortune, and I will ensure that you turn your bad luck into good luck." "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, Amitabha... No, I am a Taoist priest, I should say Immeasurable God."