After Being Fired Three Times, I Woke up and Listened.

What is it like to be fired three times? The first time was because the boss said that my horoscope was bad for the company, the second time was because I refused the boss's niece's blind date, and the third time was because I bumped into the vice president and the boss's wife posting stickers in the stairwell. Surprised or not? Is it surprising? What was even more surprising was that that day when I was squatting at the bus stop crying with a cardboard box in my arms, I woke up. I can hear objects talking. The refrigerator scolded me for not cooking, the microwave scolded me for setting the time randomly, and the fan finally spoke up after being silent for several years. The first thing he said was "I'm so lonely" - can you believe it, a fan completely broke my defense. And when I was at my worst, my cell phone said, "It's just been turned on. You've fucked up my battery health to 82%. Have I ever complained?" I couldn't even make a noise with my cell phone. Later I discovered that this ability was not completely useless. I can barely make ends meet by helping people find cats, dogs, and chargers. I also met a girl on the rooftop. She saw through my thoughts and said thank you with a smile. Well, although I am still poor, still unlucky, and still criticized in turn by the electrical appliances at home, at least there is someone who laughs with me. By the way, I named my phone Xiaoai. It is very unsatisfactory. Objection is invalid.