They Say I Live Off Women, But My Words Become Law and I Slay the Gods

This is a high-magic world with two paths: martial and literary. Martial artists forge their bodies into worlds, while great scholars make their words reality! Ye Dong starts out with nothing but the walls around him, but luckily, a stunning demoness, gravely wounded, falls from the sky. “Miss, as a matter of basic human decency, I'm giving you mouth-to-mouth. Don't get the wrong idea!” He breathes a wisp of immortal energy into her. The demoness flies into a rage, but Ye Dong awakens an Invincible System. “Ding! Intimate contact: head-tilt kill achieved. Obtained divine-grade noble spirit!” “Ding! Straightened the Empress's collar. Obtained an unparalleled battle poem!” To stay alive, Ye Dong is forced down a one-way road of “a frail scholar on the surface, a shameless groper in secret.” Other scholars study for ten years before daring to take the licentiate exam. Ye Dong only has to feed the demoness cheesy pickup lines and flirt with the peerless Empress in the middle of the night! When monsters from the abyss bring the world to its knees, and the women around him are gravely wounded and despairing, Ye Dong, who supposedly can't even lift a chicken, gives his fan a languid wave. “Three million sword immortals descend from heaven, yet even they must bow their heads before me!” His words become reality, and a single sword splits the heavens. The whole world goes mad: We told you to flirt with girls, not become invincible across the world!