National Fate: Starting with Uncle Jiu, I’m the Only One Who Knows the Plot

In the Age of the Decline of Magic, the fortunes of nations descend, and every country faces a terrifying tide of corpses! While the Western world can only helplessly scratch at the monsters with modern weapons, Lin Zhengwen has already restored the battered Celestial Master’s Command to perfection. With a handful of glutinous rice and two sheets of yellow paper, he has built an Eastern cultivation armory on the battlefield of national fortune. Gather pure-yang glutinous rice → National Fortune Feedback: crop yields across Huaguo double, and everyone becomes immune to disease! Find century-old peach wood → National Fortune Feedback: a spiritual rain blankets all of Huaguo, and its spiritual ley lines awaken! Suppress a thousand-year-old imperial flying corpse → National Fortune Feedback: The Supreme Clarity Five Thunders Secret Register manifests, and Huaguo ushers in an era of cultivation for all! The American leadership breaks down: “We protest! How can Huaguo’s rice kill monsters when our nuclear bombs don’t even work?” Japanese netizens lose it: “Please, Huaguo, sell us a wooden sword! We’ll pay a billion dollars!” Lin Zhengwen adjusts his glasses and casually tosses the century-old copper coin sword in his hand. Ten thousand feet of thunder split open the sky above the realm of corpses. “What can guns and cannons from overseas do? Today, I’ll show you what it means for a whole nation to practice the Dao and for everyone to ascend!” The people of Huaguo on Blue Star cry out as one: “May our Daoist heritage endure for a thousand generations!”