Three Kingdoms: Did the Real Liu Bei Become the Fake Liu Bei's Medicine Master?

Liu Bei, a modern man, finally awakens in the body of Emperor Zhaolie!

B-but why is Emperor Zhaolie still alive?

And why is he in Liu Bei's mind like the Medicine Elder?

Never mind. Conquering the realm and fathering heirs are more important!

…

“Lord Xuande, why not bribe the postal inspector, stay on as county commandant to train troops, and wait for the right moment?”

“A true gentleman acts with honor and integrity. Sir, do not lead yourself astray. We must whip the official and resign!”

Liu Bei smiled faintly. That was what he had been thinking too.

“Sir, where are you headed?”

“Luoyang!”

“Sir? Didn't you say there was a fearsome general in Changshan, brave to his very core?”

Liu Bei asked in confusion, “Doesn't the main road I'm taking pass through Changshan?”

“Ahem. I know a shortcut.”

“Hahaha!”

…

The next day, the sky was ablaze with dawn's rosy clouds.

Liu Bei watched Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun sparring, then asked:

“Xianhe, is it beautiful?”

Jian Yong: ?

“Is it romantic?”

Jian Yong: ???

“Such a pity. We're still missing a young man from Langya. If my calculations are right, he should be about eight.”

Gan Luo became a chancellor at twelve. Surely sixteen wouldn't be too late for Kongming to become one?

…

In Luoyang, two souls worked in harmony, rose to the highest ranks, and stayed there until the great edifice collapsed...

“Sir, you absolutely mustn't!”

Liu Bei, drunk, ignored him. “A beauty has thrown herself into my arms. How could I turn her away?”

“That would violate the moral order! The warlords are watching us like hawks. Wouldn't this give them an excuse?”

“Hmph! If I don't do it, will they leave me alone?

Should we share the realm with the great clans, like the two Jin dynasties?”

…

Years later, atop Mount Tai, Liu Bei performs the Fengshan sacrifice!