Do You Think You Can Commit Crimes and Get Away With It? Come In for a First-Class Merit

Jiang Ci is the most outrageous cop in the entire city police department. When it comes to picking locks, he’s faster than a locksmith. When it comes to tailing people, he’s better than a private detective. When it comes to disguises, he can vanish on the spot in an area covered by three security cameras. The whole department wonders if he used to be a notorious bandit in a past life. But what’s even more outrageous are his opponents. A burglar broke into a house, got stuck halfway through a window, and hung there on the third floor until residents called the police at dawn. A scammer sent out a mass text, and the first person to receive it was the captain of the criminal investigation team. A drug dealer got the code phrase wrong and completed the deal with an undercover cop. The most outrageous one tried to steal a safe, couldn’t pick the lock, and called the police to ask them to send the fire department to open it. By the time Jiang Ci arrived at the scene, the criminals had usually already made all the arrangements for their own arrest. Then, the day the live patrol broadcasts began, the whole internet saw it with their own eyes: “Did that cop just pick that security door in three seconds???” “That’s not the point!! Why did the thief lock himself inside the safe?!” “Cop’s skills maxed out, criminal’s IQ dropped to zero. What kind of dark comedy is this?” “Are these people even criminals anymore? Please, just stop committing crimes.”