I Opened an Internet Cafe in the Tang Dynasty and Helped Little Sizi Kick Her Internet Addiction

On Zhuque Avenue, the busiest street in Chang'an, there's a little shop with the strangest rules. One hour inside costs one liang of gold. A bucket of instant noodles costs ten strings of copper coins. A bottle of black liquid called cola can only be bought with a famous painting or calligraphy! At first, the entire court was outraged and threatened to smash the rip-off shop. Until one day, Li Er stormed into the internet cafe to catch the culprit, only to see his most beloved daughter, Princess Jinyang, Xiao Zishi, clinging to the shopkeeper's leg and wailing: “Big brother, why is Zishi's screen-time limit up? Please let me play one more round of Gold Miner!” A few days later, everything changed... Cheng Yaojin, the Demon King of Chaos, clutches the computer monitor, his eyes bloodshot. “Shopkeeper, give me another hour! I'm about to get the Dragon Slaying Saber! Anyone who tries to stop me gets chopped in half with my axe!” The God of War Li Jing is hopelessly addicted to Red Alert and Age of Empires. “What military strategy? This is the real battle simulator! Micro, you know what micro means?” Wei Zheng kneels outside the Hall of Supreme Harmony, weeping bitterly. “Your Majesty, the treasury is empty. You can't buy any more credits!” Li Shimin kicks him aside. “Silence! My Yasuo is about to get five kills with seven dashes! Who dares ruin my resolve?!”