I Failed the College Entrance Exam, So I Tricked My Classmates into Attending a Cultivation University

He transmigrates and immediately finds out he failed the college entrance exam? No problem, the strongest Principal System has awakened! Luo Chuan establishes Kunlun Cultivation Academy on the spot and appoints himself principal! Other schools recruit based on grades. I recruit by talking people into it! “Hey, buddy, don’t go to Lanxiang! Come here instead. Why learn to drive an excavator when you can learn to fly on a sword?” “Still planning to retake the exam? Come here. Build your foundation in three years and form a golden core in five. Isn’t that better than going to grad school?” A whole bunch of fellow exam failures get so fired up by my pitch that they withdraw their applications on the spot! The news breaks, and the whole internet cracks up! “LOL! A bunch of losers get together to open a diploma mill, and they’re going to cultivate immortality too?” “Where’s the Education Bureau? Hurry up and arrest this scam ring!” Even an online gaming community names Kunlun Cultivation Academy “the Dumbest Diploma Mill of the Year” and livestreams daily mockery! That is, until summer vacation arrives. A student from the Sword Flight Department: “Hey, Dad! The traffic jam on the highway got you going crazy, huh? Look up. I’m flying on top of your car! Yeah! I’ll go home and get dinner started. Take your time in that jam!” A girl from the Spirit Beast Department: “I’m livestreaming my new orange cat today! What? It eats ten jin in one sitting? Obviously. It just brought a steel bar back from the construction site next door! Hey! Don’t bite the excavator!!” A student from the Alchemy Department: “My ex-girlfriend? Forget it! The richest man in the city is on his knees begging me to sell him one of my Hair-Growth Pills! Who do you think you are?” A student from the Talisman Department: