I Really Just Want to Be a Stickman

I'm a stickman. The main business is to deceive people by telling fortunes, and the side business is to tell fortunes and deceive people. I picked up a short-legged dog that day. It said it was Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva who sat down to listen. He also said that the end of the law is about to end, the spiritual energy will be restored, and the mark of heaven on my body is the key that every family must fight for. I was silent for a long time and asked it: "Can you count the two-color ball tomorrow?" It became anxious: "I don't want to know what's going on!" I said you can speak now, what else can't you do? Wait—did you just speak?