Don't Mess with Programmers, I, Bai Shuzhen, Am Male

Chen Xu, a 28-year-old programmer in a large factory, single, straight, died suddenly while working overtime. When he opened his eyes again, he became a white snake. After transforming, he conquered the country and conquered the city. The spiritual consciousness looks inward, and the ontology is public. Before it could crash, the system popped up a task list: Did the Dragon Boat Festival appear and scare Xu Xian to death? Must be stopped. Stealing fairy grass and fairy boy fighting? Must be stopped. The water overflowed the Jinshan Mountain and drowned the people? Must be stopped. Twenty years of suppression at Leifeng Pagoda? Must be stopped. Each time you fail, 1,000 merit points will be deducted. The merits are reduced to zero, and the soul is gone. Chen Xu looked at the task list and smiled. After ten years of writing code, what bugs have you never seen? When we met on a broken bridge, he talked about cooperation instead of feelings: "Mr. Xu, I've read your resume. Let's talk about the medical clinic becoming a shareholder." Dragon Boat Festival realgar, he does not rely on magic power but pharmacology: "Xu Xian, if you are allergic to realgar wine, you will die. Come on, drink Coke." When Fa Hai came to the door, he didn't use spells but logic: "Master, who set your demon-killing KPI? Do you want me to write a work report for you?" When a programmer starts cultivating, God has to hand him requirements documents. When a straight man's soul lives in a stunning female form, everyone calls him "girl" No one believed him when he said, "I am a male." This is the story of a programmer using code thinking to reconstruct "The Legend of White Snake". It's full of laughs, full of counter-routines, and high-energy throughout.