From Water Monkey to God

Jiang Xiaolang, an ordinary programmer, suddenly died while working overtime and opened his eyes to find that he had become an underwater monkey - a water monkey. It has a green face and fangs, disheveled hair, webbed hands, and feet that do not touch the ground. What's even more desperate is that this business also has KPI: recruit substitutes, and only if you recruit enough substitutes can you be reincarnated. The old water ghost patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Our section of the river is poor. Not many people come here a year, and every dog that comes has to be snatched. Work hard and try to get ashore within a hundred years." Jiang Xiaolang fell into deep thought as he looked at his colleagues who had been around him for decades and had even forgotten his own name. As a former Internet social animal, the two things he is best at are: Complain take shortcuts Since then, the painting style of this river has changed dramatically—— While other ghosts hug people's legs, he uses the refraction of light to create an "underwater no man's land"; Other ghosts fought to seize territory, but he used the siphon principle to teach the yellow-skinned ghost a lesson; Other ghosts rely on spiritual manifestations to achieve their merits. He used PPT to report on his work in a dream, and was rated as "Outstanding Outsourcing of the Year" by the Heavenly Court. From outsourcing in heaven to the savior of the three realms—— Jiang Xiaolang's path to becoming a god was a bit crooked. But who says you can't become a god if you follow a crooked path?