The Happy Life of the Salted Fish Emperor

Programmer Zhu Youxiao died suddenly at his work station at two o'clock in the morning. After waking up, he became Ming Xizong, the "carpenter emperor" in history who could only do carpentry work. Facing the murderous morning dynasty, the Yanguan who remonstrated every day, the eunuchs who were eyeing him, and the Hou Jin cavalry who were sharpening their swords outside the pass, Zhu Youxiao had only one thought: "I really just want to be a carpenter!" But he found that the emperor seemed to be more difficult to become than a programmer—— Want to fish? Yang Lian knelt outside the Meridian Gate and remonstrated. Want to lie down? Wei Zhongxian took the account and cried for poverty. Want to saw wood? Nurhachi's 20,000 cavalry came over. Forced to have no choice, Zhu Youxiao had no choice but to resort to his previous workplace killer weapon: KPI assessment, OKR target management, last elimination system, BOSS direct recruitment... So—— Civil servants learn mathematics while scolding, for fear of being "optimized"; Wei Zhongxian discovered that making money was more enjoyable than gaining power, and led the eunuchs to collectively transform into professional managers; Xu Guangqi was so shocked by "Calculus" that he cried and wanted to become a disciple; On Hou Jin's side, Huang Taiji was deep in thought over "Elements of Geometry": "Is this thing for human consumption?" Accidentally, the Ming Dynasty's merchant ship sailed to the Western Ocean, and the results of the Academy of Sciences shocked the world. When all nations came to visit, Zhu Youxiao hid in the carpentry room, sawing the latest design of gears. Queen Zhang Yan opened the door and came in: "Your Majesty, it's time to go to court." Zhu Youxiao didn't even raise his head: "Let them wait while I finish sawing this one."