You Were Supposed to Open a Shop to Pay Off Your Debt, So Why Did You Summon My Sword and Shield?

Lin Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and, from the start, inherits a pet cafe on the verge of bankruptcy, along with two million in loan shark debt due within three months! Just as he's preparing to buy a standing-room-only ticket and make a run for it, the Myriad Worlds God-Tier Employee Recruitment System awakens. He expects to summon a nine-tailed fox demon as a greeter and the Great Sage Equal to Heaven as a security guard, reaching the pinnacle of life in no time. Instead, his first employee turns out to be an abstract meme: a creature with a Shiba Inu head and a round, fuzzy brown body, called My Knife and Shield! Even more absurdly, the System gives him ten minutes to negotiate across servers. If they can't reach a deal, he's as good as dead. To save his life, Lin Feng has no choice but to grit his teeth and make an encrypted cross-server call with the round-headed dog, which can only say "My Knife and Shield." He cajoles and tricks it into signing a contract of servitude. But this is only the beginning of abstract forces invading reality. Before long, a banana cat that keeps walking around saying "Bibila Bu" becomes the shop's lucky mascot. The customers start repeating "Bibila Bu" along with it! A hot-tempered penguin that squawks "Gugu Gaga" whenever it gets angry slaps the loan shark thugs who came to collect their debt right out the door, earning itself the position of security chief. And then there's Baba Boi Cat, an owl-like creature that manages to completely mesmerize every visitor who comes in. They all start imitating "Baba Boi"! Looking at the roomful of internet-born creatures running wild, and then at the rich and powerful lining up outside, willing to pay a fortune to experience this mental pollution, Lin Feng falls into deep thought. "I really only wanted to pay off two million in loans. How did running this pet cafe turn it into Blue Star's number-one abstract containment facility?"