You Were Supposed to Make Entertainment, So Why Did You Summon All the Emperors?

Lu Yuan transmigrates into the remote mountains of a high-risk martial arts world, where he nearly starves to death from the start. Fortunately, just as he is on the brink of death, the Myriad Worlds Entertainment Parlor System binds to him. All he has to do is welcome guests from the Myriad Worlds and play number games with them to earn a cut, which he can use to redeem treasures from across the worlds! And so, the greatest emperors of every dynasty become customers at his shop. Emperor Hongwu Zhu Yuanzhang stakes the imperial jade seal that founded the Ming dynasty: “Zhuang Ying! I'm going to win those hundred thousand shi of high-yield potatoes from you and fill the Ming treasury!” Tang Emperor Taizong Li Shimin tosses down a military tally for his Black Armored Cavalry: “Deal me another hand! I must win that penicillin and save little Sizi!” Qin Shi Huang, the greatest emperor of all time, has nearly pawned all twelve of the Qin bronze statues just to get the World Map in Modern High Definition and a life-extending potion. Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, wagers the entire imperial treasury just to win an elixir that will save Huo Qubing's life, and to bring back a few modern steelmaking blueprints so he can give the Xiongnu a thorough beating. Most outrageous of all is Emperor Chongzhen. On the eve of his suicide by hanging, he's dragged into the entertainment parlor and plays one last game of high-or-low with his bloodstained dragon robe, then turns his winnings into three thousand fully automatic AK rifles and a hundred thousand rounds of ammunition. A few days later, Lu Yuan looks at the increasingly bizarre emperors and says in exasperation: “If you keep this up, history is going to go completely off the rails!”