Douluo Dalu: Reincarnated as a Solitary Bamboo, I Sacrifice Tang San from the Start

[A fun read] [Three-bashing, Yu Xiaogang-bashing] Lin Xia transmigrates into Douluo and becomes the Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo that Yu Xiaogang favored in the original story! He wakes up to find Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, and Lin Xia feels as if the sky has fallen. What kind of devilish start is this? In a world where Spirit Beasts cannot become gods, how long will a Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo have to cultivate before it can take human form? Lin Xia refuses to spend his life as a bamboo that can't even move in the Soul Hunting Forest! Seeing Yu Xiaogang and Tang San about to leave, Lin Xia makes a mad decision: sacrifice himself! Whether Tang San wants it or not, Lin Xia has already sacrificed himself. If he wasn't yours before, he is now! What's more, Lin Xia gives Tang San two incomparably sacred white Soul Rings and two Soul Skills: Blue Silver Pole Vault and Clear Sky Telescoping Hammer! Looking at the white Soul Rings on his Blue Silver Grass and Clear Sky Hammer, Tang San hears the voice that keeps talking inside his mind and asks: “Teacher, if I absorb this Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo's Soul Ring, will it come with a soul that tries to take over my body?” Hearing Tang San's question, Yu Xiaogang takes a deep breath and replies at once: “Xiao San, this proves just how extraordinary this Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo is. A Ten-Year Soul Beast can grant you two Soul Rings. This is a historic first!” Lin Xia chuckles at that. “What do you mean I can only grant two Soul Rings? I can grant Tang San eighteen!” Years later, Lin Xia seizes all of Tang San's Soul Power and ascends to godhood in one leap. Yu Xiaogang looks at Lin Xia, now a god. “I cultivated a god!” “No, wait, take me to the Divine Realm too!”