Don't Confiscate My Immortality!

[Single male protagonist] [All female protagonists are female] "I have two moms. "One, fed me up with a handful of grass and a handful of milk, and taught me how to bite fiercely, how to stand in the middle and skewer both sides when trouble comes. "The other one, she taught me spiritual practice, taught me the principles of life, and helped me develop a pair of thunderous lungs. She asked me to help her dive to the Dragon Palace of the North Sea and smash the glass of the Dragon King of the East China Sea at his second uncle's house..." "So what do you want to express?" The fairy pointed her sword at Qin Shu, unmoved. Qin Shu leaned back, a little further away from the tip of the sword, and said in a serious voice: "What I mean is that they are at least 70% responsible for what I am like now, so you should arrest them first before confiscating my immortality." "..."