Dark Journey to the West Starts with Breaking the Sky-Mending Stone

They said that I should jump out of the stone, cause havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and wear a golden hoop to obtain scriptures. I prefer not. Sky patching stone? When I came out, I turned it into ashes. Patriarch Bodhi? I stole all the real information and left this fake secret book for him. The Jade Emperor recruits people? I overturned the table at the banquet and told the gods and Buddhas in the sky that I would not act in this drama. I kidnapped Tang Seng as an accomplice and told Bajie that he was an abandoned son of heaven. The Eighty-One Dilemma became the harvesting ground for my merits. The rewards given by the system allowed me to tear open and sew the destiny of heaven. Now, I am carrying the golden cudgel and hitting the Great Leiyin Temple. Buddha asked me what I wanted. I said, "I want all the immortals and Buddhas in the sky to live according to my script."