I’m the Heavenly Dao, I’m Begging You, Stop Cultivating!

I transmigrated into the Heavenly Dao, only to discover that this world was on the verge of collapse. It was all because the cultivation techniques left behind by generations of transmigrators were nothing but bugs they had imagined into existence! The spiritual root system that cultivators took such pride in was based on the founding patriarch's misreading of the DNA double helix. The forbidden spells capable of destroying the world were the result of a great mage botching the mass-energy equivalence equation. Watching yet another “genius” explode and die while practicing a faulty technique, I quietly opened the backend and turned the world parameter [Pain Perception] down from 100% to 1%. Then one day, the System warned me: [The high-martial world “Blood Fiend Realm” has requested a connection. Intent: plunder.] Looking at the cultivation techniques riddled with flaws across the world, I decided to cultivate an “agent” and teach him something real, like how to directly edit the source code of this world. My name is Lin Qiu. Former programmer, current Heavenly Dao. The world is about to collapse, but don't panic. I just haven't finished patching it yet.