I Really Have to Control You, Miss Witch.

"My name is Charlotte Kalsi. I am a witch who is hated by the world. I believe in the god of 'invisible distortion'. Today I got an extraordinary artifact, which is a huge sarcophagus, and there is actually a person lying inside." "He's so weird. He always talks about save points, main missions, side missions, character favorability, prop collection, illustrated book unlocking... I can't understand a word of it." "He kept talking about 'doing great things'. When he opened his mouth he said 'I want to love life' and when he closed his mouth he said 'let the world burn'. He also asked this witch to call him master. I am a witch and the enemy of the world. Look at me stabbing him in the back." "It's so scary. He actually possesses an extraordinary artifact called the 'Resurrection Coin'. He can also rewind time, pause time, and teleport through space... Could he be a god?" "I decided to hang out with him and serve him. But he was good and bad. He even gave extra-curricular homework to the neighborhood kids, committed petty crimes, molested the saint, and forced me to do strange dances and wear strange clothes. As far as launching apostasy wars, starting beast wars, overthrowing kings, establishing secret sects, slaughtering gods, beating other witches to their knees and forcing them to work as maids. "