I, Zhenxian, Have Been Diagnosed with Level Three Mental Illness

When Zhou Ming held the third-level diagnosis certificate from the mental hospital and pointed his sword in the air, he was always held down by the nurse and given a sedative. "I really know how to cultivate immortality!" He shouted to the visiting doctor, who pushed up his glasses and said, "Well, last time you said you could induce thunder, but it turned out that there was indeed a thunderstorm that day - coincidence, Zhou Ming, you have to believe in science." He shouted to the landlord who came to collect the rent: "Give it a few more days, and when I break through the foundation building period, I will turn you into a gold brick!" The landlord rolled his eyes, turned around and contacted the nurse at the mental hospital: "Yes, he is talking nonsense again, come and take him away." Until one day, he caused a thunderstorm and hit the take-out box, and the whole Internet laughed at him as "even God can't stand the mental illness." He used spiritual energy to save the dead trees in the community, and the management awarded him the "Best Psychopath Greening Award"; Zhou Ming: "..." Forget it, no more explanation. Anyway, when he took out his Nokia, which could absorb thunderstorms, and activated the "Qingyun System", the whole world was still discussing "the paranoid electronic device dependence of mentally ill patients." It's just that they don't know that those earthquakes, auroras, meteor showers that are regarded as "coincidences"... In fact, they were all small movements that he accidentally made when he made a breakthrough. ——The whole world thinks I'm crazy, but I'm a true immortal, and I'm still the kind of person who is forced by the rent to deliver food to the God of Wealth.