This College Is Unscientific

Federal Daily headline: "Su Jie, the principal of Spark College, is known as the 'gravekeeper of the old era', the 'gravedigger of new methods of cultivation', and the 'master of all methods'!" Su Jie looked at the newspaper and shivered. Conscience of heaven and earth, he is really just an ordinary person. His biggest worry every day is how to fool the big guys from other worlds in the group to give him some red envelopes. But his students seemed to have misunderstood something: Disciple Ye Fan: "Master is unfathomable and asked me to hit the wall. It turned out to be to activate my ancient hegemonic body! I want to smash the sky!" (Su Jie: No, that boss just wants to make you physically faint.) Second Disciple: "Master always closes his eyes and rests his mind. That's because he is wandering in the ether, discussing the Tao with the gods and demons in the heavens!" (Su Jie: I'm just waiting for the big boss in the group to reply... Waiting online, it's quite urgent.) When alien gods and demons come, all mankind is in despair. Su Jie sighed helplessly and took out his mobile phone: "Everyone, you can raise an army for a thousand days and use it for a while. Who can come out and help me fight? The remuneration is negotiable. The leader of the group will take a photo dressed as a woman." The next moment, all the gods descended. … This is a story of crazy "error correction (making trouble)" by relying on the "Chat Group of Famous Teachers" in this world where technological cultivation has gone astray.