Everyone Flushes: From the Start, I Joined the Gods' Chat Group

One morning, six billion people around the world found themselves trapped in sealed-off toilets. No doors, no windows, just a toilet. Press the flush button and you might get bread and milk, or you might get a poisonous zombie! While everyone else prayed at their toilets for half a bottle of water and no monsters, Su Ming accidentally stumbled into the [Gods’ Internal Planning Group] and overheard a shocking loophole: Double-tap the flush button within 0.5 seconds, and you can reset the drops forever! And just like that, the whole situation changed: Everyone else: Please, please don’t let a monster show up! Su Ming: Zombie? Reset! Moldy bread? Reset! Deluxe bucket meal? I’ll take that! [Chaos erupted in the Gods’ group chat] Lord of Thunder: “What the hell? What’s with this kid? He got a bucket meal on his first try, with odds of one in a hundred million? Did my drop-rate settings mean nothing?” Lord of Filth: “That’s not all! Look at the dog he’s keeping! That’s a freaking Abyssal Devourer! He’s treating it like an ordinary mutt and feeding it… Australian lobster?” God of Wealth: “That’s nothing! I took a liking to him and gave him a treasure bowl to use as a hotpot stove, but the kid thought it was too hot and used it to roast his socks?” When the cold wave arrived and mechanical legion cleaners burst out of the ground, Su Ming calmly pulled out the pink lace stockings Aphrodite had given him and used them to tie a laser drone into a pretzel. Aphrodite (blushing): “Oh! Those were my protective charms, and I’d only just taken them off… Brother Su Ming makes such good use of them. So cool~” Su Ming: “Don’t get the wrong idea. I’m really not a pervert, and I’m not trying to kill the gods. I just want to live with a little dignity in this toilet.”