No? Where Do I Find the Wooden Dialog Box?

[When the dialog box of the love game disappears mysteriously, all that is left for you is a desperate announcement that you will die if you fail to conquer it——] The protagonist Dong Zhen, who travels to Nook and Giemu, encounters the biggest bug in the history of the system: is the strategy dialog box gone? ! What's even worse is that once the strategy fails, the system will "beep——". Faced with the arrogant school beauty, the scheming best friend, and the yandere childhood sweetheart, he could only do sit-ups crazily: "Spare me! I really don't know how to strategy! I really don't like to play with nooks and crannies!" The system in the mind responded with a sneer: "No, host, you can, you like to play." As a result, the most cowardly raider in history was forced to go online. Let's see how a salted fish uses outrageous operations to stage PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in the Honkai Impact love game!