I'll Take a Journey on an Aircraft Carrier

The Western-style regiment approached the city, and the monks all over the city risked their lives to defend it. A down-and-out warlock who had been expelled from his sect was squatting at the top of the city, holding a pile of junk in his hands. He asked the soldiers guarding the city beside him: "Do you think I can use this pile of rags to make something that can blow up an entire enemy division?" Soldier: "Are you crazy?" The warlock smiled and said nothing. Three days later, a mushroom cloud rose over the enemy formation. "You rub your hands against Big Ivan, but you say it's a miraculous skill?!" ""Scientific Arcana and Intelligent Cultivation of Immortality", take it and learn it." "How many times have I told you that you need to use armor-piercing bullets for physical training!" "Find a few more Leiling roots and let's build an electromagnetic gun." "The formation must be accurate to the nanometer level. Bring me the photolithography machine!" "The talismans are made of recyclable paper and must be written on both sides." The pope on the other side of the ocean was so angry that he sacrificed thirty-six saints and sent down the divine punishment of annihilation on China. When the smoke cleared, a clone climbed out of the ruins, opened a scroll, and chanted the mantra; "Niang Xipi... E=mc²! I'm going to break up with you!!!",