The Flower God of the Apocalypse

My name is Lu Jianqing, and I have a PhD in biology. My research focuses on “plant emotion perception.” When I pointed my lie detector at the pothos in my lab and asked, “Can you sense the presence of humans?” the needle swung wildly to “true.” Three months later, “wilt syndrome” swept across the globe. And I was the only one who could hear the plants’ cries of pain and... their curses.