Abstract Cultivation of Immortality

Philosophy + science + jokes + novels about cultivating immortals, non-serious novels about cultivating immortals (Learning from a large number of philosophical and scientific Internet memes, there may be some parts that are incomprehensible. Please forgive me for the possible description of materialism and idealism that may not be in line with the original intention.) Today in the theater of cultivating immortals, a new life "ugly image" is ushered in "I'm sorry that your abstraction value is zero. You cannot become an idealistic monk or a materialistic monk. You can only become a mortal, an ordinary person." "I am a staunch materialist fighter, how could I be zero?" "You can only cultivate immortality if the abstract value is greater than positive five ten and less than negative fifty. You cannot cultivate immortality between these five ten." "My fate is up to me!" "The abstraction value is too low, forcing idealism." "Pursue the meaning of existence and die under the sea of existence" "The abstract value is too high and materialism is forced." "Escape objective nothingness and die in the fire of nothingness" "Would you like to" "It's not allowed to drown, it's not allowed to burn Yi to death." "My life is more important than the sky" …………