I Am a Barrage in the World of Cultivation

I, Li Pingan, an ordinary time traveler, my biggest wish in this life is to find a class in this world of cultivation, pay social security on time, and live peacefully until death. But the style of painting in this world is obviously wrong! The senior brother walks with BGM and has his own slow motion. When the senior brother comes back from rebirth, his eyes always say "Don't bully young girls to be poor". The master always says "I can't keep this child"... And I, a useless person who only knows how to complain accurately, was appointed as a registered disciple by the iceberg-faced senior brother. Now, every day, I have to work hard to act as a humanoid backdrop for the bosses' pretense scenes, but my inner barrage is about to burst out: "Senior Brother, isn't it cool that your neckline is so low?" "Senior Sister, did you get the rebirth coupon from Pinduoduo? Take me one!" "Demon Lord, have you paid the tax rate for your evil smile?" Don't ask me how I became a fairy, just ask - complaining is the only truth in this world. [The introduction is too weak, please move to the main text to watch the daily life of the No. 1 Barrage machine in the world of cultivation!