Wifi Shows Connected and Cannot Access the Internet

Dense to the point of suffocating laughter, illogical but self-consistent comedy rhythm. The protagonist's body is invisible electromagnetic waves, which are everywhere and nowhere. It can invade any device that is connected to the Internet, or even "conceptually connected" (including the consciousness of the immortal cultivator, the contract of the magician, and the operating system of the mecha). The ultimate ideal is to become the ultimate protocol for the Internet of all worlds, or... Just want the loading icons of all worlds to turn into his wretched smiling face (◕ᴗ◕✿).