Working Part-Time at the Youkai Research Institute

"Director, do you know what the meaning of life is?" "Go to the dock and get some chips." "Then do you know why the elephant put him in the refrigerator?" "Because he is so idle that his balls ache." "Then do you know why crows look like writing desks?" "Because the Mad Hatter's balls hurt when he's idle." "Then do you know why I'm asking you?" "Because your balls hurt when you are idle." "Then why are you answering me?" "Because I feel so idle." "You pass."