My Options for Cultivating Immortals Are All Pitfalls

Programmer Lin Fan traveled through time and became a useless disciple in the world of immortality, and was bound to a "Selected Opportunity System". At every critical moment, the system pops up the options: A. Be honest and give in (rewarded with a rubbish pill), B. Be a tough genius (narrow escape), C. Make a shameful start by performing a square dance in public (rewarded with god-level skills, but may be beaten into a pig head). Lin Fan chose the most outrageous path, relying on his imaginative operations to trick geniuses, witches, and sect elders. He also managed to seduce the cold and charming senior sister, the cute fox demon, and the sinister witch. From the farce of breaking off an engagement to exploring secret places, he subverts the routine of cultivating immortals with earthly memes and sexy tricks, and is full of laughter! "This script is wrong, author, you dare to let me lose!" Let's see how Lin Fan uses the most deceptive options to create the best immortal!