This Master Is Too Stable

Traveling through the world of immortality, Lin Ye just wanted to lie down on Wangyou Peak until the end of time. Fortunately, it comes with the [Dao Zhi Jian System], practice? Simplify it to breathing and drinking water! Skill? Simplified into rubbing hands and stamping feet! I thought I could live a stable life, but the sect's examination is approaching, and the useless mountain peak is facing a ban! In order to keep his retirement home, Lin Ye had to go down the mountain to recruit disciples. There is only one principle: the worse the talent, the better, and the less trouble, the better! So, he successfully recruited: the vengeful young man with broken meridians, the half-demon girl who was shunned by everyone, the unlucky guy who made weapons and exploded the furnace, the declining god who fell even while walking... I wanted to teach some "radio gymnastics" and "scientific farming" casually, but I was half-hearted. Unexpectedly—— Disciple A: "The body-refining technique taught by Master is actually the supreme Taoist method!" Disciple B: "The jelly beans given by Master are actually ancient demon pills!" Disciple C: "Master's firewood chopping style is a strike that opens the sky!" Lin Ye: "??? I'm not! I didn't! Stop talking nonsense!" I just want to survive steadily, why do you think that I am almost invincible? What's even more outrageous is, how come those villains who cause trouble for me fall into the trap just by walking? This is a (forced) joyful story about a master who just wanted to survive and was forced to reach the top of immortality by a group of imaginary apprentices and a weird system!